Divorce!?
E- Bella?
B- *looks up from reading Wuthering heights*
Yes Edward?
E- *takes deep breath*
Well our marriage isn't the same as when we met so...I want a divorce...
*quickly steps out the way as table smashes against wall*
Please Bella I'm sure we can be very civil about this.
B- *growls*
You've been cheating on me haven't you? Come on who is it?
E- *Stares at ground*
Tanya...
*Moves out of way as vase smashes next to head*
B- You have been cheating on me with that peroxide blonde slut, I'll kill you!
E- *holds up a hand* please not in front of our daughter *points to Renesmee*
B- *goes in purse takes out a hundred dollars, hands to Renesmee points to door* go spend it.
R- *moves so fast you can see her outline, screams* WOOOO
B- *grins evilly* you were saying?
E- Umm...*edges backwards slightly*
(Alice and Emmett enter room)
A- Omg I just remembered I had a vision last week of Bella killing Edward and...I'm too late aren't I...?
EM- Seriously? Omg everybody freeze *leaves room at vampire speed, comes back two seconds later with bowl of popcorn and cam recorder sits on couch* ok carry on.
B- How long has this been going on Edward?
E- Well you see it kind of started when we moved away and left you for a year...
B- And you've carried on ever since...well? *raises an eyebrow*
E- Um...yes *doesn't quite miss the flying flat screen TV, smashes against head*
B- To think I went all the way to Volterra to save your sorry ass, I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU TO DIE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
EM- *cheers* wooo you go Bella!!
E- Shut up Emmett.
EM- *gives Edward the finger*
A- *walks over to Bella* Bella calm down.
E- Yeah Bella come on we don't need to destroy the house.
B- Don't Bella me!!! *looks around for more furniture, doesn't find any picks up Alice*
A- Bella don't you dare !!!
E- *flying Alice knocks him over* Dam your heavy!
A- *rises, brushes off clothes, grumbles* I'm going shopping *leaves room*
B- So I take it you've been f*****g that slut on your 'so called' extra hunting trips, fine Edward you can have your divorce.
E- *punches air*
B- But...I get to keep Renesmee.
E- *sulks* But I want Renesmee!
B- I think you're forgetting whose stomach she burst out of!
(Carlisle stumbles into room)
C- Hey what's all the noise about and...where's Esme's furniture?
B- *ignoring Carlisle carries on, points to door* Get out.
E- But...
C- You know Bella technically he lives here... *sees Bella's evil stare, backs towards the door* Coming Esme! *leaves room at vampire speed*
B- GET OUT NOW EDWARD CULLEN OR I WILL THROW YOUR STUPID SHINY VOLVO AT YOUR HEAD!!!
E- *holds up hand in surrender* ok ok I'm going *makes way to front door*
B- You better run to Tanya Edward because if I catch you I will do to you what you did to Victoria except down there! *points below, slams door in face exhales sharply*
EM- Woo that was great Bella *waves cam recorder* I am so putting this on youtube.
(Jasper enters room carrying guitar hero world tour box)
J- Hey guys, wow what happened here?
EM- Bella went on a rampage *booming laughter fills room*
J- Ok then...who wants to play guitar hero.
B- I claim the drums.
EM- I claim the mic.
J- Um where's the TV? *stares at empty TV space on wall*
B- Sorry guess I smashed it earlier.
Well that was the very random story of Bella and Edward's Divorce *evil laugh*
Ok next time I'll definitely write a proper story but this idea was in my head all day I just had to type it up, hope you liked it. =]