If you're going to baw about how I'm "being mean" or about how this is a "mean-hearted flame", this isn't. It's a REVIEW and I will be going someplace with this near the end.

So, if you don't like negative reviews and don't like taking constructive criticism, leave this page now.

Everyone in Cartoon X-Overs liked fanmakes a lot
But Sarge Ray, who paid ghost visits to the section did NOT.

Sarge Ray hated fanmakes, which he viewed as acts of treason.
Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his standards were too high.
It could be that, these days, the authors wouldn't even try

But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that fanmake quality was ninety sizes too small

But whatever the reason, his standards or lack of stakes
He sat in front of his laptop, HATING the fanmakes

Staring straight at the screen with a deep and loathsome scowl
And from the depth of his throat emerged a murderous growl

For he knew every author in that section inside
Was glad to have a movie to unconsciously deride

"And they're making their fan-casts" He snarled with a sneer
"And more will be coming. Heck, they're already here!"

And he growled, with his legendary death grip so-quickly tightening
"The number of bad fanmakes these days is just simply FRIGHTENING!

"For tomorrow, I know, all amateur authors far and wide
Will look for great movies and plots to cast aside

"And, to all critics, it annoys! Annoys! Annoys! Annoys!
And I'm one of those people that it annoys! ANNOYS! ANNOYS! ANNOYS!

"And they'll watch and play good media without care
They'll strip them of their quality to the point that they're bare!
"They'll cast characters wrong and ruin timeless scenes.
They'll make anti-heroes nice, a sight not to be seen.
"They'll leave some scenes untouched, then warp others more,
An act to anger good authors right down to their core.
"And they'll put themselves in for some creepy pairing
And what they'll come up with is just critic-scaring.
"And then they'll make a most eye-gouging feat:
Gender-swap the environment for fangirl eye treat.

"Then the fanmake authors will just copy and paste
And they'll paste! And they'll paste! And they'll paste! Paste! PASTE! PASTE!
They'll forget to change character names, and forget past and present-tense.
Oh, such lack of talent means they have little to no sense.

"And then, they'll do something I hate most of all!
Every fanmake amateur, the large and small
They sometimes get lazy: have ideas but no drive,
Then put them up for adoption, and allow crappier material to arrive!

"And they'll show up more, and more, and more, and MORE!"

And the more that Ray thought of these lazy fanfic kings,
The more that Ray thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
Why for almost eight years, I've put up with it now!
I must teach these amateurs a lesson! But how?"

Then he got an idea! A clever idea!
Sarge Ray got a terrible-but-clever idea!

"I know just what to do!" Ray said, his plan now afloat.
"I'll write a review and then shove it down their throat!"

And he searched and thought, "I've also got the perfect fic!
With this style and this review, it may just do the trick!"

He found what he was looking for, then opened up "Word"
Before the idea of this review of his blurred.
An author Dragonmaster77 stood out
As the one thing Ray would use to settle this bout.
The fanmake's name is, and I kid you not, this is true
"So-Nic-Oh: Duelist Kingdom", the name's as appealing as poo.

Then his fingers set to typing, a pace quicker than lightning,
Writing a review to which amateurs will find frightening.
Warning to all fanmake authors who are feeling very blithe,
The contents of the next chapter may just make you writhe.
It will not be friendly, I swear to you, so before you click the link,
Don't say you weren't warned, for you won't be tickled pink.

First chapter is done and in the next one, the reviewing really begins.