Gossip Girl: It could only be you
A new generation is taking the Upper East Side by storm. This year's seniors: The Carlyles and Jack Laurent are so last year like that Burken Bag you are keeping in the back of your closet that costs a month of Daddy's salary. Sorry, but Burkens are out as well. Freshmen are who you need to watch out for. Watch out B & crew,these twins are putting their mark on the Upper East Side. And that is never a good thing.
Who are they?
Rumor has it The Sparks twins are related to our favorite heiress G. Remember she hooked up with N during his little stunt in rehab. R&R come from a very prestigious family and that means they are rebellious and always up for a challenge as the Upper East Side had to learn the hard way. The Sparks are a well-known family coming to our little island from New Hampshire, but we don't care about anything that doesn't take place on our island. Where did the twins move in? None other than a certain town house on Sixty-first between Madison and Park. Sound Familiar? It is none other than Avery Carlyle grandmother's old town house. I wonder how little A is taking the news.
Fall:
Well it's a new school year. I have a feeling that even bigger and better things are going to happen. The Rumored Duo are apparently notorious partiers. I wonder if they are worse than S in her prime. She use to be able to party like there was no tomorrow. I can't wait to find out more about the new meat on the island! Let us hope that they bring us some new drama this summer has been to dry for my liking. So get out your blue pleated Constance Billard skirt girls because a new school year starts tomorrow. If you are having the before school blues then grab your vintage Givenchy satchel and go to the Elizabeth Arden Salon and get yourself a new hair do (just don't go too crazy we don't need another pixie cut scandal on our hands) and maybe some highlights. And don't forget to get a gift for the party this weekend. Our favorite triplets A, B & O are turning seventeen. And while you're at it, buy yourself those Jimmy Choo's you've been drooling at in Barney's the past week. If you want to stick with the in crowd this year, you are going to need them. Rumor has it that the first day accessories aren't cheap this year.
Sightings:
R&R buying pieces of the new fall line at Les Best. Too bad they don't know they have to wear the same blue pleated skirt and blazer like everyone else at Constance. Obviously they've never been to private school before. B & Crew smoking on the steps of The Met, let us only hope that the new meat do not share in this filthy habbit. If only B knew she was going to have to fight for her role as Queen of her grade this year. She wouldn't be lounging around right now if she did. Poor little B! Some of the 's swim team including R & O running laps in Central Park. J, A, B, J, S.J, & G looking in Barney's. If only they knew Seniors are so two years ago. And wait S is back on the island with her hot brother E, they were seen visiting their parents before school starts back up. Oh how sweet a family reunion! I wonder what kind of trouble she got in this time.
Well, I'm off to my appointment at the Elizabeth Arden Salon to get some much need hair therapy before the new school year starts. Dress your best ladies because you know I'll be watching.
And who am I? Well that's a secret I'll never tell!
You now you love me,
XOXO gossip girl