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NOTE: ANY STALIN AND SHREK- A LOVE STORY NOT MADE BY THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT OFFICIAL AND IS BASICALLY A FANFIC OF A FANFIC
It was a beutiful day in communist Russia, Stalin pops his head out of a window and smells the fresh air of war.
"lets go on a safari" Stalin says to his colleague's
"yes, sir" they say
As stalin is walking on the wood platforms with great carefulness, he unfortunately slips and bumps his head, knocking him unconcious. Stalin wakes up, only to find himself being carried by a giant, gren, scot.
"Hey! Put me down!"Stalin says
"oi yee been knocked out fer seven aurs out here, yee couldve been killed" Says the scot
"ok then, but i can walk!" stalin says as the scot puts him down, they continue to walk back to the scot's place.
"what is your name?" asks Stalin
"shrek"says the scot
when they finally make it to shrek's cottage in the swamp Stalin sits down and has a cup of water, Stalin couldn't help to notice shreks tight ass as he gets an onion to eat. They sit and discuss their origins until Shrek asks
"do yee believe in love at ferst sight?"
"I-I dont know shrek we have only just met, I have never been with another, well, ogre before" Says Stalin
"I know thees is moving too fast Joseph, but i want yee" Says Shrek
"I-I want you too" says Stalin
Stalin and Shrek both stand up from the table and french eachother. Stalin slowly moves his hand down shrek's body, slipping it into shrek's pants. Stalin feels Shrek's Massive, green, 2 foot cock, never breaking the kiss. Shrek and Stalin stumble into the bedroom, still never breaking the kiss. They quickly take off all their clothes and jump on the bed. Shrek reeks of onions, but it does not affect Stalin's love for shrek. Stalin, without a word, puts shrek's massive cock into his mouth and salvates as much as he can to pleese shrek. Shrek shoots his green, sticky load on to Stalin's mustache.
(end of part 1)