DONT READ THIS PLEASE IM WARNING YOU YOU WILL CRY THE BIG TEARS
scourge and ashfur fricked the frack then lay down to sleep
"oh baby," say ahsfur "will you love me 5ever?"
"no, says scourge, "for i am only an eel"
scourge turn into an ell an slither away
ashfur cried big emo tears
the end
i bet u cried you big emo baby