The day starts with a bang!

At least that's what I'd like to say, and every other cliche author, but no; this is a story about an asshole being sent to Equestria.

I groan as I hear my alarm clock blaring Justin Bieber into my ears. I mean seriously? Just what I needed to get the day going: the most annoying song before Hello. Rubbing my forehead, I wonder why I even have that.

Slamming my fist onto the 'Snooze' button, I get up and start my day. Dressing in a plain, but stylish clothes consisting of a dark red shirt wIth black sleeves running down my arm, black jeans made of sturdy material of which's name I don't give a fuck about, some white and red sneakers, and a black hoodie with a wolf pattern on the back.

I walked around my two story house, not sure what I am gonna do today, since it's Saturday, and there are generally no good television shows on right now, unless you count Wow Wow Wubzy and/or other shows for two-year old's. There's no way I would watch the news, since it's always the same; "'Breaking news! Some cat fell in a pile of shit! Breaking news! Some guy robbed a bank! What has humanity come to?! Breaking news! Some celebrity no one gives fuck about is being whiny bitch! Breaking news! My grandma is living in a shack in the woods eating rabbits!"

I decided I needed a break from humanIty, and that I would go for a hike in the woods, since it was close to my house. Some people says it houses a curse that makes a tall white dude with tentacles come out and get you.

Heh, idiots.

As I start to pack my stuff, I hear my phone ring, which was odd since I never gave anyone my number. Not even 'family'. I check my notifications, and it shows a message saying 'It's time.'.

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"Of course it's time. Time for me to take a freaking hike!"

(One long and tedious hour of packing supplies later, while some cliche elevator music plays in the background with a montage)

"Finally! Why do I always leave my flashlight behind the toilet?" I ask myself as I question my sanity. Equipped with a strap on duffle bag of supplies, including water, snacks, a flashlight, and a few other things we'll talk about later. Right before I go out the front door, I remember something important: my combat knife. I go back to my room, and look in my closet for my prized possession, and strap it to my belt.

A gleaming tactical combat knife with a blood red blade and a real leather grip. This thing has saved me so many times, I don't go ANYWHERE without it.

Zip. None. Nada.

As I check to make sure I am fully prepared, I hear a faint crash, then a boom. Looking out my window, I see a rainbow circle go by in the sky. "What the fuck was THAT?!" I think aloud.

Deciding it's time for me to leg it out of here, I run out the door and into the forest in front of me. If there was for some reason a rainbow nuke dropping, I am not going to stick around. Sprinting as fast as I could, I didn't notice as the forest started to get darker and more dense. I only came back to reality when I tripped over a log.

"Oof! Damn that log!" I start to cuss out the inanimate object. "Haven't seen this part of the woods. Maybe this is where that freaky white guy resides, heh." I muse.

Rustle rustle...

I look towards the sound, and I don't see anything, until I hear a crack of a whip behind me. I twirl, whip out my knife, and slash at the sound, where I see a tall lanky figure with pale white skin.

Unlike others, I don't get scared that easily, because if there is no meaning to life, why should I be scared if I have a chance at death? "Come at me, bitch!" I taunt, and start circling him, grinning. It's been so long since I've seen fresh blood, and it's been driving me crazy. Jumping forward and taking another swipe at him, I cut a fresh gash in his torso, then jump back to try to avoid a retaliation, only to land against a inconveniently-placed tree. He looks at me with a aura of amusement.

Taking his chance, he whips a me across the face with a tentacle, which stung. Bringing my free hand to the spot of impact, I feel a thick liquid rushing down my face. That set me off, and I charged him, jumping into the air, and tackling him to the ground, where I repeatedly stab him, his muffled screams sounding like music to my ears. With one final desperate attempt to kill me, he brings me closer to him, and I feel my energy start to seep out of me.

As the world starts to darken, I see a flash of lavender, and then I was out.

Golden Oaks Library

"Spike! I need you to send a letter to Princess Celestial about the book of advanced teleportation!" Twilight yells down to her assistant, Spike.

"On it!" After a few seconds, Spike realizes something. "Uhh... What's the letter about again?" Spike asks dumbly. Facehooving, Twilight recites the words she wants to say.

"Dear Princess Celestia,

I have done some research on advanced teleportation spells, and realized I might have messed up.

If you will, could you come down to Ponyville as soon as possible?

Thanks!

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle."

"Aand, sent!" Spike says. "Excellent! The sooner she's here, the sooner we can decide if it's a threat or not." Twilight replies excited, but somewhat nervous, looking toward the stairs to the basement.

Unknown Location

I wake up with a jolt, surprised I am even alive, and try to get up. My surrounding area is pitch black, so I couldn't see a thing. My efforts of getting up is halted when I couldn't move my arms.

I was strapped down to a table.

I start to scream, trying to break the bonds, but end up fruitless. "GET ME OUT OF HERE!" A light floods my vision, and I can see... a horse?

Sorry for the short beginning chapter. ._. I will try to make up for it with a longer chapter. Constructive criticism is and will be appreciated! Let me know what you think wether it be bad, good, from a review, or a private message!