I do not own True Blood. I only own Tiffani and Lexi.
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"Why did we decide to drive down to Louisiana again?" Lexi asked with a sigh as Tiffani sang along to some eighties music from the radio.
"Well we were going to just go on a random road trip and I picked we should head down to New Orleans, but I think we might be lost," Tiffani said and Lexi frowned.
Lexi looked outside the windows of Tiffani's car and covered her face with her hands. "How lost are we?" Lexi asked not even looking at Tiffani.
"Well there is we are so lost we are screwed and will fall off into a ditch and die somewhere and then there is so lost that we might find some crazy people that will want to eat us, which one do you want to pick?" Tiffani asked and Lexi groaned before falling back into her seat.
"How about neither, oh look I see lights, go that way," Lexi said and pointed towards where there were a few lights. Tiffani followed the road towards the light, which turned out to be a little restaurant.
"This has to be a joke," Tiffani said when she saw the name of the restaurant.
"What?" Lexi asked before she too saw the Merlotte's sign on top of the restaurant. "It can't be. It's probably just a restaurant named after the one from the show True Blood or it could be a weird coincidence," Lexi said but Tiffani raised an eyebrow at her.
"With our luck there is no telling," Tiffani said before she parked the car in a parking spot and got out. After Lexi got out of the car, Tiffani made sure the car was locked before they headed to the entrance to the restaurant.
"Ready?" Tiffani asked grabbing the doorknob.
"Sure, just go in already," Lexi said nervously before Tiffani opened the door. The country music from inside made Tiffani cringe a little. Country music was not her favorite.
"Either that is a good impersonator or it is the real thing," Lexi said giving Tiffani a little nudge to look towards the bar.
Standing behind the bar cleaning a shot glass stood Sam Merlotte or a man that looked close enough to Sam Merlotte. Tiffani froze for a moment before she decided to find out for sure. Tiffani smiled at Lexi before she approached the bar.
Lexi got them a table after the red headed waitress Arlene or an Arlene look alike approached Lexi. Lexi watched Tiffani from their table, which was in the booth section.
Tiffani walked up to the bar and smiled when the man behind the bar noticed her. "Hey, what can I get you?" Sam asked and Tiffani took a seat on a stool.
"Well actually I don't need a drink, but I was wondering my friend Lexi and I are new to this area and we don't really know our way around? Oh I'm Tiffani by the way," Tiffani said with a smile to the man in front of her.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sam Merlotte," Sam said and reached his hand out for Tiffani to shake.
"Nice to meet you Sam, well maybe after my friend and I get a bite to eat you could help us with directions?" Tiffani asked with a cute smile.
"Sure, just come back up to the bar after you two eat," Sam said with a smile and Tiffani walked away after saying that they would. Tiffani walked calmly over to Lexi before whipping out her cell phone. Tiffani opened the create message page and typed a message before sending it to Lexi.
"So we're really where I think we are?" Lexi asked and Tiffani nodded.
"It's all real," Tiffani said before a bubbly blonde girl stepped into the restaurant from the back part of the restaurant. "Watch what you think," Tiffani whispered to Lexi before smiling at Arlene who walked over to the table and took their orders.
Tiffani had been driving for hours without stop and they were both read to eat. Tiffani watched Lafayette cooking in the kitchen. Tiffani could not help but smile big when she saw him. Lafayette always amused her when she watched the show.
"I'm so hungry that all of the weirdness from this situation does not affect me right now," Lexi said and Tiffani finally busted out laughing. She got a few weird looks from the locals sitting in the restaurant.
"It's not that funny," Lexi said and Tiffani tried to breathe again while trying to stop laughing.
"Sorry, just laughing at the whole situation. We get lost driving and all we can focus on is food," Tiffani said the last part loud enough where everyone could here so the locals would stop staring strangely at the two of them.
"I'm surprised you weren't the one to mention food first," Lexi said and Tiffani stopped laughing before dissolving into giggles.
"Me too," Tiffani said before looking around the restaurant. Everyone was staring, which was starting to bug her. Tiffani could see that Lexi was a little unnerved by it as well. However, Tiffani could see that Sam was throwing Lexi a few more glances than at herself.
Tiffani smirked before looking at Lexi. "Hey Lexi, since I'm driving do you want to go get yourself a drink?" Tiffani asked Lexi with a smile.
Lexi shrugged before saying, "Sure I guess, just as long as you don't make me answer embarrassing questions if I get a little buzzed." Tiffani gave a small salute before Lexi walked to the bar to the smiling Sam.
"How adorable," Tiffani whispered looking at Lexi talking to Sam before Tiffani focused on the food that Arlene set on the table in front of her.
"Thanks, this looks great," Tiffani took a bite of the food and made an appreciative noise. "My compliments to the chef," Tiffani said loud enough so Lafayette could hear and Tiffani heard Lafayette chuckle from the kitchen.
"Hey there sexy, how long you in town?" a deep southern voice asked from a little bit in front of the booth. Tiffani looked up from her food and frowned at this gross looking man in front of her. His hair looked like it was almost a mullet and pretty much just a mess. He had food stains all over his white shirt and his pants had stains all over them. His boots also made Tiffani hold her breath. She did not want to know what was on the boots to make them stink like that.
"Not short enough," Tiffani muttered with a civil smile before taking another bite of her food and trying to focus on the food.
"Well if you're looking for a good time I can help you," the man said again and Tiffani tried not to gag when she smelt his beer breath. Tiffani could not stand the smell of beer breath.
"Thanks, but I can find a good time myself," Tiffani said as she grabbed her fork. She was resisting the urge to stab his hand with it, because he kept twitching his hand as if he wanted to touch her.
"Shouldn't say no to a gentleman's offer of hospitality," the man drawled and Tiffani resisted the urge to roll her eyes. She smirked when she saw Lexi approaching the booth with a frown towards the gross man.
"Well I don't need a man's anything, hey babe," Tiffani said and then said the last part to Lexi before giving Lexi a kiss on the cheek and wrapping her arms around Lexi's waist. The man froze before he walked away cursing under his breath.
Lexi sat down looking at Tiffani strangely before she started laughing at Tiffani's relieved sigh. "I hate when gross men bug me," Tiffani said out loud before looking around the restaurant. "Quit staring, didn't your mother ever tell you it's not nice to stare?" Tiffani said a little aggravated before taking a ferocious bite of her food.
"Well now that you have everyone thinking you like women, where are we going to stay tonight?" Lexi asked with a laugh when the gross man left the restaurant.
"I don't like girls that way people, just men in that way," Tiffani suddenly exclaimed before sitting down.
"Had to clear that up" Tiffani said before to Lexi before thinking about where in the world they could possibly stay.