Based on a dream I had one night. :P First Fanfic so try not to butcher it too much.
"No." I shook my head knowing very well the figure I was talking to could see me. "But you're our only hope." Darkbooty's voice echoed through my room. I sighed and terminated the connection before he could say any more. Then I flopped on my bed. The swollen eyeballs have asked me to do quite a few things. Once I had to take pictures of a werewolf. I can still feel the scratches on my back. I had to face treatment for a MONTH. And then there was the time I had to spend hours looking for a spell that would cure pig sense. I drank more caffeine that night then I ever did before O.O. But this assignment definitely takes the cake. The swollen eyeballs wanted me to pretend to be a teacher's assistant in Agent Mothman's school in order to see if he was insane. Just the suggestion engulfed me in fear I have never known before. Suddenly my computer started to vibrate again. Darkbooty. "Ignore it just ignore it," yelled my brain. 3 seconds later I jumped into the seat in front of the computer and answered. "AND MONKEYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" yelled the voice from my computer. "Ummmm Booty?" Darkbooty turned to me. The red eyes that were customary of every swollen eyeball member glared at me. "Oh umm sorry. Hello Pixygurl. I'm calling you to tell you that as of now you have no choice. I signed you up under the name Erika Gorgenovneghicaforaski as a teacher's assistant of a Miss Bitters. As far as everyone, including Mothman, is concerned you're just a Grade 9 wanting nothing more than to get some extra hours." Darkbooty then quickly logged off while I stared dumbfounded into the computer. It took a while for my brain to fully register what Darkbooty just said. To which I lamely replied after he was long gone, "But I don't even know where the school is."
The next day
I don't know how the Swollen Eyeballs did it, but here I was. Somehow they managed to make it okay with my parents, my school and Mothman's school. I don't even really remember how I ended up in front of the building. I looked up and saw the letters surrounded by the sun's light: SKOOL. Why me? Oh yes because I'm the only one who lives in the area. The minute this mission is over I am so moving. I walked through the doors carefully and saw an empty hallway. "Hey. You!" I turned and saw a short chubby boy with red hair. He had a monocle type device covering his left eye and spoke in an accent I couldn't place. "And what are you doing out of class?" "Oh…I'm…looking for a" I looked at the piece of paper I was holding, "Miss Bitters?" The boy started laughing. Actually I didn't think it was very funny. "You're the poor idiotic girl who was stupid enough...I mean honoured enough to be placed as Miss Bitter's teaching assistant." He then smiled an evil smile and pointed me down a long and winding hallway to a door that said, "Miss Bitters' cllas." This school must not value spelling very much.
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