Ok guys, I'm feeling bored and want to write, so I'm just going to write these little short (hopefully funny) stories that make no sense, and are just random. Hope you like it.
Chapter one: 'Japan the saint'
Italy woke up; happy he got a good night's sleep.
"Wow! I fell awesome! I bet its super early and I'll be, like, the first one to get up, and—" Italy was interrupted by the sound of a tea pot hitting the floor.
"Shit!" Japan said, staring at Italy in his PJ's, siting up in his bed.
"What?" Italy asked looking a Japan innocently.
"God- I was supposed to wake you up this morning!" Japan said, frustrated.
"Yeah, and I'm up. Ve~!" Italy said, turning a little towards Japan.
"Yeah, and its 1:30 PM!"
"I thought it was early…"
"Cause' you usually wake up at 3:00 PM!"
"Why do you have to wake me up, anyway?" Italy asked.
"Um…"
*Japan thinking of a flash back*
"Hey, Japan?" Germany asked, fully clothed in a soldier's uniform asked as he walked into the living room at 7:30 AM.
"Yeah?" Japan asked sitting in front of the TV, eating (is that sushi? You're eating sushi for breakfast Japan…really?) Well, eating sushi, wearing Pikachu slippers, red PJ pants, a 'gotta catch em' all!' Pokémon T-shirt, and (oh my god, really Japan?) watching 'Dragon ball-Z' on the TV,
"Um, I…" Germany began, but, just then Japan realized what was happening and quickly turned the TV off, threw the plate of sushi somewhere behind him, and covered all of his body except for his head up with a blanket.
"How may I assist you, Germany-san?" Japan asked with about as much dignity as he had left.
"Did I just see what I think I did?"
"No."
"I think I did."
"No you didn't."
"I'm pretty sure you did."
"Please, Germany. You're delusional."
"Japan, I know what I saw."
"fuck."
"You watch Dragon ball-Z?" Germany asked, trying not to laugh.
"Ok, Germany what do you want for this not to leave the room? Money, a promise, drugs?" Japan asked loosening up.
"Well, if you're asking, there-wait, what was that last one?" Germany asked
"Stuffed animals, I asked if you wanted me to buy you stuffed animals." Japan responded with a straight face,
"Right, well… I do have a more advanced training course for fully trained soldiers I have to get to, but I still need you and Italy to get trained. And since you're a fully grown, serious ma—" Germany cut himself off with laughter as Japan rolled his eyes.
"Yes?" Japan asked
"Yeah, yeah. Um, you wake up Italy at 8:30 AM, and go out on the training course till, like, 1:00 PM?" Germany asked.
"Yeah, I can do that." Japan responded.
"Ok, have fun with your kids show." Germany said, walking out the door.
"It's not a kids show, it has many life morals!" Japan yelled, as Germany closed the door behind him.
"Alright." Japan said as he turned the TV on. "Now it's just you and me Goku." Japan said, leaning in toward the screen.
*end of Japan's flash back thought*
"Well, obviously, Italy, it's because I'm an amazing person, why else?" He said, as if t were a completely normal thing. "But I was, um, so busy, um, reading to blind orphans, that I forgot and you slept in, which by the way is completely you're fault." Japan said looking another direction.
"Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I should have been reading to blind orphans." Italy said looking down.
"Well, not everyone can be a saint like me." Japan said.
"Now, Italy, I know this is completely out of my nature, but, can we tell Germany we trained today? And can you get ready quick cause he comes home at 2:00 PM?" Japan asked "I mean, it's what the blind orphans would have wanted." Japan said.
"Ve~! OK!" Italy said, jumping out of bed to get ready."
Japan slumped a little, letting out a breathe of relief. "Thank god—I mean, Buddha!" Japan said, quickly walking away.
*that night they all ate dinner together*
"So, how was training?" Germany asked.
"Great! Especially since we didn't have any!" Italy said, excitedly.
Japan then moved his plate a little, so he could face-palm.
Germany was good at keeping his emotions in control, so, without changing his facial expression, turned to Japan.
"So…how was that episode of Dragon Ball-Z?"
How was it? I know it's really random, and it takes place (if you were wondering) as if they all live together, and yes, the allies all love together too, (like roommates) Please, please, please, review!
TOMATES!
PurpleNinja.