Chapter 1 – Carbohydrates
Izuku has just finished taking a shit in the toilet, when suddenly he felt like he needed a couple more minutes, so he returned to the bathroom and shat a little longer.
After he finished, he went to his room, put on his sick wireless headphones, played a song on his sick smartphone, and went to the kitchen to make a sick dinner for himself.
While he was trying to decipher which Uncle Ben's sauce had more carbohydrates inside, Ochako approached him.
"Hi!" She said. "What are you doing?"
"You think I should go with Chilli con Carne, or Sichuan sauce for my dinner today?" Izuku asked.
"I think you should always follow your heart." Ochako replied. "At least, that's what they said in that fucking awful Disney movie about snow or some shit."
"Hmm… well, I guess that means I'm gonna eat sour candy for the rest of my life, then."
"I don't think that's a…"
"Thank you for your advice, Uraraka-san." Izuku smiled.
"… I guess?"
Ochako then noticed that Izuku was listening to some sicc music on his headphones.
"Say, what song are you listening to?" Ochako asked.
"Hm?" Izuku said. "Oh, the song? It goes like O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-
JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA."
„Oh. I see." Ochako said, stunned. "I'm gonna go now, bye ? ? ? ?"
"Hey, before you go…" Izuku stopped her.
"Y-yes?"
"Would you mind if I invited you to some... Fortnite and chill?"
"Lol what?"
"U and me, tonight, at my room. I've got two computers we can play Fortnite on. Whaddaya say?"
"I don't know how to play."
"Me neither. This is just an excuse to get laid."
"I see." Ochako replied. "In that case, I'll be there. There will be a Victory Royale, at least twice."
"Oh damn, alright."
Soooo, Ochako did come that night, but they actually played Fortnite for 4,5 hours, didn't score a single Battle Royale, and then they got tired and played a superior game, Fallout 76. It crashed after five minutes. Izuku got upset. So much, in fact, that he used his giant fucking DICK to destroy Ochako.
To Be Continued(? ? ?)
Lol idk