A/N: My first time writing a proper script!!! Yay me! But it's kind of crappy in some ways so please forgive me if it bores you
Disclaimer: Characters belongs to Walt Disney and Hans Christian Anderson respectively. Any other creations are mine XD
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Happily ever after. To most of us, it is a wondrous ending to a fairy tale. But today, we shall breathe a new life to these folktales. So let happily ever after be THE BEGINNING.
Throws gold dust
One day, Sleeping Beauty decided to throw a slumber party and royalties from lands far and near was invited.
Two guards enter the stage. The guards stand by the door
Guard 1: Announcing the arrival of the one whose hair is as black as ebony, lips as red as blood, and skin as white as snow! You've guessed it! It's Snow White and Charming, rulers of the RED Land!
Snow White and her prince give a royal wave as they enter the stage. They stand in the middle of the stage and pose. Maintain the poses
Guard 1: (In F1 commentary-wannabe voice) It's a crystal ball!
Guard 2: It's a snowman
Guard 1: It's…it's…what is it? Oh, it's a Pumpkin Carriage! In it is none other than Her Royal Highness, the lovely Cinderella, and His Royal Highness Prince Charming from the Glass Kingdom.
Cinderella and Prince Charming walks in, waving royally. Halfway towards Snow White, Cinderella's glass slipper slipped off her foot
Guard 1: (Chases after Cinderella) Your Highness! You dropped your glass slipper!
Cinderella: Oh, thank you very much my darling. I told Charming I needed new slippers. He would adorn me with diamonds and pearls (shows off the jewelries) but not a pair of new slippers 'cause he says that these (looks at the slippers) had significance
Guard 1: Why of course, Your Highness. Would you excuse me please? For I have to resume my duty…
Cinderella: (smiles) Sure
Cinderella and her prince joins the others on the stage, standing beside Charming. Prince Charming is beside Charming. Both strike a pose and remains that way
Guard 2: She said it again, huh?
Guard 1: Yup! The same story…WORD FOR WORD!!
Guard 2 walks towards Charming and Prince Charming
Guard 2: Excuse me Your Majesties, here are your name tags for you, no offense, but they are just to avoid confusion (sticks sticker name tags for both princes)
Suddenly…
Cinderella: (shouts) Ah, my crown! Where is it?
Snow White: (shouts) My purse! It's missing!
Both guards: (look at each other) He's here!
Guard 1: He robs the rich to feed the poor… Announcing the arrival of Mr. Robin Hood; ruler of the Valley of Old Oaks. Background music: Tie a yellow ribbon
Robin Hood: (walks in wearing crown and holding purse. grumbles) I HATE that song. (clears throat) Don't worry my ladies, I just needed a prop or two for my special appearance (puts back the crown on Cinderella's head, and returns the purse to Snow White) Wouldn't it be dull if they (points to both guards) did all the talking and all I do is wave? (Bows)
Cinderella and Snow White: (Stares in shock. Speechless)
Background music is played-for the Frog Prince
Guard 1: (looks at Guard 2) Say, have you ever met a toad, I mean a frog, that could sing?
Guard 2: Say whaat?
Guard 1: No? Well then, feast your eyes and give it up for the FROG PRINCE, Guardian of the Golden Pond!
The frog prince enters and whistles a merry tune to the crowd. He walks towards Robin Hood and stands beside him, striking a pose
Suddenly, a loud kissing sound was heard, "MUACKS!"
Charming: What was that?
Snow White: Oh, that was Aurora's alarm clock. Phillip had bought it for her on their honeymoon.
Both Guards: (looks at each other) Ooops! (looks forward) Presenting your host for tonight, the ever beautiful, (speaks softly) even as she sleeps, Her Royal Highness Princess Aurora and her Prince Charming, His Royal Highness Prince Phillip. Rulers of this very land, the Dream Land!
Aurora and Phillip enter the stage. Aurora yawns slightly as she waves. They stand beside Snow White
Charming: (whispers) I thought she just woke up…She looks…
Aurora: (overhears and giggles) I'm called Sleeping Beauty for a reason you know…
Aurora beckons Guard 1. She whispered something to him. The guard nodded and went back to his position
Guard 1: Let the slumber party…begin!
Aurora: (smiles and looks at her friends) Come, let us have some supper and a nice hot cup of tea at the banquet hall. It's getting extraordinarily cold in here
Wind howls
Snow Queen enters the stage suddenly
Snow Queen: Having fun? Having a party? Without…me?? (looks furious)
Everyone shivers in shock
Snow Queen: Now isn't it a little warm and cozy in here. We'll soon fix that, won't we? (starts chanting) Four winds of the earth I call on you, Hasten your speed, these people are in need; I don't ask much, just DESTROY as you touch! (laughs evilly) And just before I leave, since you were entertained by music and dances just now, I brought some pictures of my dancers back home. (snaps fingers) POWERPOINT!
Power Point display is shown. Everyone looks
Snow Queen: They like dancing in the cold….Hmm hmm (evil smirk) Now go ahead, have fun, and enjoy your supper before your tea turns…COLD! (laughs evilly as she leaves the stage)
Everyone look at one another
Aurora: (takes a deep breath) And that…was the uninvited Snow Queen!