A/N: I'm having a hell of a time picking my other two projects other than Crushed Diamonds (Which, just FYI, is going up Sunday, for author specific reasons... first chapter is already done though) so I wanted to do a ridiculously irrelevant oneshot. I don't know how I got this idea either.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. I make no profit off of this.
"Get off me you gawking dumbass!" Hiyori yelled as she wrestled with Shinji on the ground in front of her division. "You're such a jerk!"
"Jerk? Jerk!" Shinji growled, pulling at the corners of Hiyori's mouth. "You kicked me in the face, what do you call that? You started it!"
"Hiyori." A woman clapped her hands twice and Hiyori jumped to attention, though the fire in her eyes clearly said she didn't want to.
"Sorry, Captain Hikifune." Hiyori muttered ruefully. "But he started it."
"It's not appropriate for a lieutenant to be fighting like that with one of her own." Kirio Hikifune cast a long, disapproving glance at Shinji as well. "You either, Captain Hirako." Her disapproving glance quickly turned to a smile though. "I suspect you two can get along for now, then? Hiyori, in an hour I need your help teaching some new Shinigami the ins and outs of our division. Don't be late, ok?" When Hiyori nodded raptly, Kirio smiled at her for a few seconds before returning to her office.
"Hiyori." Shinji smirked, never one to listen to anyone else. "Come here."
"Don't touch me, baldy." Hiyori snapped. "Hey! What are you-" She stopped talking and started backing up when Shinji licked his thumb and started to rub some dirt off her face. "That's gross!" She glared at him, but he had snaked an arm around her, making it impossible to back up anymore. "You're a dumbass..." She sighed; relaxing slightly once his arm was around her.
"You love it." Shinji grinned his famous ear-to-ear grin. "You love it and you know it."
Hiyori glared at him. She wasn't about to say it, but they both knew the truth.
"Well I love you." Shinji added, rolling out his bottom lip in a pout. "So that's just too bad that you don't love me."
"Maybe I'd love you if you didn't wash my face with your drool." Hiyori snapped, ducking out under his arm and heading towards her division to get things together for the tour for the new Shinigami.
Shinji just laughed and headed back to his office.
At this point, Shinji and Hiyori had been an item for about two months.
A/N: Really short, but I just needed a distraction. And I knew I needed to write something light and fluffy so I didn't fall asleep tonight thinking about "Crushed Diamonds". So, everyone reading this, I have a question for you. What do you think of OCs? Love them, hate them, they can be good or bad, don't care either way? Just wondering as for what I'm doing next. Thank you for reading!