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This is a story with no plot at all...i just did this 'cause i had nothing else better to do

I would mostlikely consider this as a spur of the moment kind of thing and probably thought of the title when i finish writing the whole thing so i hope you enjoy (and please leave reviews)

Note: "Example" -- words spoken

'Another Example' --Words thougth of

Review if you want me to continue because i have ALLOT of ideas thats probably better than this one :3

Days at Central

It was like every other day....or was it?

Roy was just waking up

"Hmmmgh" He moaned as he stretched his back and checked the alarm clock

and it was 9:30am

'OH SHIT! IM LATE!' He shouted in his head

'Wait...what am i even worried ? Oh well' With that he got up and made some coffee to hopefully be staring down the barrel of his lieutenant's pistol when he slacks off at work

--Riza's place--

Oh wait, she's already gone

--Office--

'I Wonder where he is..he's already an hour late!' Riza thought a little worried about the Colonel

She tried calling him but nobody was answering and that is because...

'I better go check on him'

--Roy's place, 15 minutes later--

Riza just arrived and the place was a mess...stuff were scattered everywhere, a window was broken and Roy had his back on the wall in a sitting position, his right arm was holding his left arm and worst of all he was losing blood...fast

"COLONEL!!" She rushed to a barely conscious Roy Mustang with worry visible in her eyes

"Sir are you okay?!"

Blood was trickling at the side of his mouth and couldnt reply because he was barely awake

"Sir stay with me, stay with me!"

"Hawkeye? What are you doing here?"

"That doesn't matter sir, your bleeding to death!"

"Great...would you mind calling an ambulance for me?"

"Okay sir just hold on" (A/N: To What?!)

He was blinking heavily and after seeing the lieutenant one more time...

"Hey Riza?"

"Yes sir?"

"Can i pass out now?" He asked a little woozy

"Ok...wait, what?"

"*passes out*

"Sir? SIR?!"

"*unconscious*

"ROY!!"

"*still unconscious*"

She called for an ambulance because shouting at a nearly dead person wasn't doing much help

After being the long trip to the hospital Riza went back to the office to inform the others of what the eff just happened

She bursted through the doors with so much strenght that it knocked down Havoc who was standing behind one of them

"....ow...." Havoc said quietly as he spitted out his cigarette

"Sorry about that Havoc but Someone just attacked the Colonel" She said in a worried voice that made everyone stand up and say "WHAT?!" while returning to her desk

"Is he alright?" Fuery asked breaking the akward silence

"HE'S IN A HOSPITAL! OF COURSE HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!" Hawkeye shouted nearly angry (A/N: Nearly?)

"Sorry, Standard question" (A/N: ---Fail)

"Umm..is HE alright?" Breda asked pointing to Havoc who was still laying on the ground

"....Im okay" Havoc said but still wasnt getting up (--Lesser Fail)

--Flashback, Roy-- (A/N:Yey! FLASHBACK!!)

Well Roy WAS making coffee until he felt like someone was in the room with him

"Hello?" He asked if someone really WAS there (A/N: Like in horror movies, saying hello when you think someone is with you is a death wish)

He took a sip of his coffee when a vase just crashed and burned...well crashed but it didnt spontaneously combust

'Something isn't right here' He thought as someone stabbed him in the stomach which caused him to groan in pain

'DAMN!' He thought as he clutched his wound and dodged the incoming attack to his face but when the attacker missed he used his other hand to punch him in the gut

He was shooting flames at the guy the chance he got a distance but he realized that using fire inside a house of flammable objects wasnt the smartest thing to do and that caused him to burn a bird that was sitting by the window (--Epic fail)

The two of them fought and fought and fought (A/N: And fought and fought and fought) until but of them were severely wounded and this caused the attacker to leap out the window and scurry away like a scared cat

"YOU BETTER RUN!" Was his last words 'til he rested his back on the wall and sat down to think about what just happened

'What just happened?' (A/N: Stop repeating everything i say!)

'Why do i feel like im repeating what someone just said?' (A/N: T_T)

Ok...after all that Riza came by to see the mess and this is where the flashback ends to prevent a paradox that could destroy the universe

--End of Flashback--

After the flashback/dream thing Roy bolted up from bed and saw his subordinates watching the TV that was attached to the corner of the ceiling and the odd thing was..he wasn't at his body

'This cant be good...' He was looking at his unconcious body laying on the bed holding Riza's hands (A/N: Wait...What?)

"Im not dead am i?" He spoke out loud but noone seemed to hear him

He once again looked at his body, glad to see that he was still breathing but the others were leaving

'I better just go along with them...just to see how their day works out...' he thought as he followed the others who was going back to the office to leave Roy to rest but little did they know Roy was actually following them...

He decided to follow Riza for the rest of the day because he knew the others would do practically nothing without him

--7 hours later--

7 hours of doing nothing except pretending to be there was boring (A/N: And you thought?) it was time for everyone to go home and he was still with her even at her apartment

'This could get interesting..' He grinned at the thought of pure...pure...eh...

Riza didnt really do much except feed hayate, herself and take a bath (A/N: LOLWUT?)

Honestly Roy's Spirit face was like this o_0 and his human face was -__- since he's still in a coma

'Must...resist...temptation...not...resisting...well....i guess a peak wont do any harm' (A/N: Wrong)

--Hospital, Roy's room--

"Doctor we have a flat liner!" A nurse shouted

--20 seconds of defribrilating later--

Everybody was clapping as the doctor saved Roy Mustang's life

--Back with Roy and Riza--

''I Wish Roy could get better soon...i dont really like seeing him defenseless like that'' Riza said to hayate who was just outside the bath tub she was on

"Although i cant shake the feeling that he's watching me right now" (A/N: BUSTED)

Roy flinched, How did she know he was there?

Riza stood up from the tub giving Roy an even BETTER look (A/N: Wrong again)

--Back to the hospital--

"DOCTOR ,FLAT LINE!"

--Another 20 seconds of defibrilating later--

The same thing happened but this time Roy woke up from the coma the next day...waking up with Riza holding his hands...again

"Huh? Where am i?" He asked and was glad she heard him

"Oh your awake!" Riza said with a sweet smile on her face

"Good morning Lieutenant"

"Good morning Sir"

"What happened to me?" He asked completely forgetting about being attacked

"I dont really know sir, i just came to check on you and i found like this"

He had a cast on his arm and a bandaged stomach as well as some minor cuts on his cheeks

"Ok...Why are you here?"

"Oh..nothing sir just wanted to check up on you but i better get going" She let go of his hand and stood up but Roy grabbed her arm (A/N: :O GASP)

"Hawkeye?"

"Sir?" They looked at each others eyes for 5-10 seconds and Roy spoke

"Thank you"

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Oh well...i hope you liked it and review if you want me to continue because i have ALLOT of ideas thats probably better than this one