Warning! Lorelai might be a tad bit Out Of Character, well she always is whenever I write her so… go on, just don't tell me I made her OOC

Set on the second episode of the first season, when Lorelai and Rory are walking through town and Lorelai asks about Luke's cuteness and Rory tells her she can't date Luke. What if Lorelai had gone back to the diner that night, alone, and with her mind set? After all, she's the mother of a teen aged girl, who's got time to date when you're a single parent?

a/n: I AM working on my other stories, it's just slow going, especially when the muse-o-smut pays a visit to you.

Kylie… you chicken, why did you have to go and get some pox? Get better kid.

"We're closed…" Luke called over his shoulder before turning around to see who it was. "Back so soon? We're out of coffee"

"I'm not here for coffee" Lorelai told him while locking the door behind her.

"Thanks, saved me five seconds there" he pointed to the door, Lorelai advanced towards the counter. "So why are you back? I saw you guys leaving earlier"

"Keeping track on me?"

"Nah, just happened to be closing up when you and Rory walked by"

"The door wasn't locked" she pointed out.

"I said closing not locking"

"Right, sorry" she pulled down a stool and took a seat.

"I just put that up there"

"I know, and I just brought it down"

"Why?"

"Because I'm wearing heels" Luke had a blank expression. "I'm not gonna stand around" she scoffed.

"You could always go home" Luke suggested while motioning with his head towards the outside.

"Nope, not an option. There's a reason I came here"

"Really? And what's that?" Lorelai stood up, put the stool back up and walked behind the counter to where Luke was. "What are you doing?" his question fell in deaf ears since Lorelai decided to ignore him and just walk closer to him.

"I need to ask you something"

"So do I… get out from behind my counter"

"That's not a question" she told him, amused grin and all.

"Ok then, could you get out from behind my counter?" Luke rephrased.

"No. My turn" she walked even closer to him, slightly pinning him between the counter and herself.

"Fine…" he gave and exaggerated eye roll. "What do you want?" annoyed face.

"I want you to…" Lorelai did an unnecessary pause just to bug him.

"Lorelai…"

She leaned closer and up so she was near his ear, Luke tried pulling back, you can never trust Lorelai when she has something up her sleeve.

"… Fuck me" she whispered. And Luke was speechless. "Breathe" she said a few moments later.

"Uhh… uhh… uhh"

"Luke?"

"You…? You just….? You want…?"

"I want you"

"Uhh…" he wiggled away from her and the counter to pace around the diner and pretend to be busy closing down.

"You let it sink in and finish closing, I'll be upstairs" she pointed to the curtain before walking over towards it, not waiting for a response from Luke.

"Wait, what?" when Luke turned around she was no longer there.

.o0 Luke's apartment 0o.

"You need a better TV" she was sitting on his couch squinting at the TV's lousy reception. "Oh, and you're almost out of beer, I left you one though" she smiled at him. "Granted you only had two left" she mumbled.

"Is this some sick joke I don't get?" he slammed the door shut but Lorelai was not bothered by it.

"No, I'm completely serious; you only had two beers left…"

"Lorelai!"

"… I can get it for you" she stood up and went over to the fridge. Luke groaned in frustration because he wasn't getting anywhere. "Here you go…" she handed him the bottle. "… I even opened it and everything" she smiled at him. "So…"

"Downstairs, you asked me too…"

"Yes" she nodded.

"Again, is this some kind of joke that I don't get?" he pushed past her and over to the couch where he just let himself drop.

"Nope" she downed the rest of her beer, placed it on the table, and walked over to where he was sitting. After thinking it for a second, Lorelai placed first one knee on the outside of his thigh before placing her other knee on the outside of his other thigh. All Luke did was tilt his head up a little to look at her face.

"What are…?" Luke started but was caught off guard when Lorelai lowered herself to sit on his lap, straddling him; he did all he could not to react in anyway.

"Comfy" she teased while 'adjusting' herself on his lap.

"Lorelai…" Luke warned.

"I want you, and I'm sure you want me too" she smiled when he didn't deny it. "Why Luke Danes, who would've thunk it" she teased. The only thing he could think to do was latch on to the beer and try to think of something other than the woman currently sitting on his lap practically begging him to do her.

Lorelai's eyes were fixed on his Adams apple and how it bobbed up and down as he swallowed his beer at an amazing speed. She smiled before attaching her lips to his neck, near the path of his Adams apple, and kissing it lightly before biting down on it; making Luke groan from the back of his throat.

Luke finished his beer in no time and set it on the couch; he was still not touching Lorelai.

"We can't…" he stopped his train of though when Lorelai's hips started to move creating friction between them. She pulled back from his neck and stared down at him, her hips never stopping, she smiled a little before going down for the kill; she kissed him square on the lips. "Our friendship…" Luke mumbled against her lips, his resolution starting to run thin.

"Is evolving into something better" she mumbled back.

"We shouldn't…" he finally pulled back, Lorelai's moan awakening him from the fog she'd created.

"When was the last time you did?" Lorelai asked, her hips still moving but now there was more friction seen how she was now getting a reaction from Luke. "Because mine was a long long time ago" Luke groaned, his eyes slightly darker now, looked down to her hips; his hands finally making a move and landing on her thighs.

"Long time ago" Luke mumbled. Lorelai smiled because she had him now.

"We're only human" she told him leaning her body flush against his and showering his face with kisses.

"Humans" Luke agreed running his hands up and down her thighs.

"Humans have needs" Lorelai told him pulling back a bit and taking her coat off.

"Needs" Luke nodded and gulped when he saw her reaching down for the hem of her shirt. Luke slouched more on the couch and placed his hands on her butt using them as leverage to pull her on top of his growing erection.

"Mmm needs" she tossed her shirt behind her and Luke only growled.

"You always do that?" he motioned to her chest; she hadn't been wearing a bra so when she took her shirt off she'd been completely exposed.

"Eh" she shrugged. "I wanted to feel a little free today" Luke growled a little before pulling her upper body down to him so he could tease her breasts. "You have caveman tendencies" she giggled and grabbed his hat; she placed it backwards on her head. "What's the big deal with this thing?" Lorelai asked before moaning; Luke had captured her nipple gently between his teeth before flicking it with his tongue.

"Do you ever shut up?" Luke wondered with a teasing smirk.

"Make me" she dared with a glint in her eye, which was nothing compared to the evil glint Luke had; he rolled his hips upwards and grounded them into her. Lorelai gasped and pushed down against Luke making him groan, and that's when they started to dry hump.

Luke couldn't take it anymore, the tightness of his jeans, plus the weight of Lorelai were killing him but he still refused to let go of her lips, which he was currently devouring only stopping every other second to take a deep breath and keep going.

"Luke…?" she asked breathlessly, her hands running up and down his chest. "…Fuck me" he could hear her pout; her hand eased down between them before cupping him through his pants.

"Geez!" his eyes snapped opened; Lorelai cooed and gave him a squeeze. "Evil woman" Luke said through clenched teeth and Lorelai just smirked squeezing him again making him groan.

"Loose the pants" she whispered and got off of him, not before giving him another firm squeeze. She took off her pants and shoes right in front of him before going over to his bed to lie down and wait for Luke.

Luke sat there, trying to catch his breath, looking down at his tented pants while he was still debating weather or not they should do this.

"Luke…?" Lorelai half asked half moaned; his head snapped in the direction of his bed and what he saw made his pants even tighter, Lorelai was lying down with bent knees, one hand on her breasts and the other on her panty covered clit. Luke growled, shot up from the couch and walked over to his bed, loosing his pants and shoes on the way.

His body quickly covering hers, his hands pushing hers away, his lips going straight for her breasts; his tongue would swirl around one nipple for a short while before he'd latch on and suck on it until Lorelai moaned out his name, then he'd move to the other breast. All the while, Lorelai' hips would buckle up against his, rubbing cotton against cotton and making them ache for more. She was making him loose any grain of common sense; she was making him mad with desire.

Luke's hands went to the outside of her thighs, lips still on her breast teasing her and all Lorelai could do was enjoy and play with his hair. His hands grabbed the back of her knees and made her lift her legs up in the air without having to move, he made a point that she had to leave them up, so now she was lying down with her legs up in the air in a 90 degree angle. Once he was sure she wouldn't bring her legs down, Luke reached for her panties and removed them, once gone he brought her legs back down and around him.

Lorelai reached into his boxers and grabbed his erection making him moan. She pumped him a few times before bringing him out to tease herself; she kept rubbing his tip against her folds before rubbing it against her clit.

"Lorelai…" Luke moaned, his forehead dropped between her breasts and he just enjoyed the feeling. He started getting the patterned she had set: rub his tip all along her folds, tease her opening before bringing him up to rub a few circle around her clit; it was the same pattern over and over. Finally, getting tired of her games, Luke waited until she was teasing her opening before he thrust forwards making him slide effortlessly into her.

"Luke!" Lorelai screamed and couldn't help but arch up at him when he did.

"Did I hurt you?" Luke wondered breathlessly after the shriek she did.

"Far from it" she smiled teasingly up at him and he couldn't help but smile back at her

Luke set a fast and hard pace, slamming into her. He was holding himself up with one arm, while the other pressed down on her lower abdomen making sure he hit her g-spot; he was hypnotized by Lorelai's pleasure expressions.

When his thrusts got faster and shallower he knew he wouldn't last much longer, so using the thumb of the hand that rested on her abdomen, he pressed down on her clit. Once his thumb made contact with what it was looking for, Lorelai's body shot up from the bed for a second before dropping back and shaking like crazy.

"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh. My. God…!"Lorelai chanted. Luke tried his best to prolong her orgasm but with her contracting around him, and with the sounds she was making, it was a losing battle. He came moments after she did.

So???

Should I leave this open for whenever I get the sudden urge (hehe) to write smut? Or should I just leave it as a one shot?

Also, did you like it? Or did I push it this time?

Do tell.