Bella and Jacob were in the forest kissing just before the battle where the werewolves and Cullens were a team.
They stopped kissing.
"I love you," said Jacob.
"I thought I loved Edward. But I realise now that what I felt for him was just a lie. I was tricked by his perfect face, as he is so beautiful. But his cold hard body disgusts me. When you kept me warm last night in the freezing cold even though it is supposedly summer last night, that was something he could never do for me. So I love you Jacob," said Bella.
"Its strange how suddenly this is written in third person while the books are narrated by you," said Jacob.
"Its not in third person," I said as I stepped into the forest. "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Kristy Thomas and I am the President of the Baby Sitters Club. The Baby Sitters Club was an amazing idea I came up with when I was twelve and my mom was looking for a sitter. I realised that it would be so much easier if there was just one number a mom could call to find a sitter at really random hours like to baby sit her children for one hour after school and play with crappy old toys out of a box called a Kid Kit. And luckily my friend Claudia had a phone in her room with her own phone line even though her parents are really over protective and don't let her read Nancy Drew books."
Jacob cut me off.
"Wow that sounds like a fantastic club. Is there a possibility we could join?" he asked. His whole face had lit up, as though he had never heard of such a wonderful, magical idea.
"Why yes. We have some openings in our line up, we need a new Associate Member because our previous one has gone back to California to live with her dad for the hundredth time," I said. "I'm sure you guys could share that role."
They looked thrilled.
"But how will we get from the forest to wherever you live?" Bella asked.
"Oh don't worry. I pay my older brother to drive me to and from meetings in his car, it even has a name, the Junk Bucket. He's hear now, he'll give us a lift to Stoneybrook even though its on the opposite coast. We'll be there in not time," I said.
And we all got in his car and made it home in time for the meeting.
Jacob and Bella lived happily ever after the end.