Disclaimer: Ouran High School Host Club does not belong to me (I can wish right?) but to Studio Bones and all the animators/artists :) (Kudos to you!)

I used to write here pretty often, say 3 years ago but lost touch but now I'm back (without a vengeance though!) and I'll like to add my 2 cents worth. Not sure if this should be a one shot, will see where the train of thoughts lead me.

Tamaki collapsed at her feet grovelling with those irresistible puppy eyes, cajoling, whining - basically doing whatever he did best. "But Haruhi…" he tried again.

"I don't want a dog, Tamaki-sempai," Haruhi said plainly, her eyes dead serious.

Kyoya adjusted his glasses and tried to keep his poker face as he watched Tamaki's latest rejection with interest. His glasses glinted in the light.

"But Haruhi, Antoinette needs a new doggy friend!" Tamaki coaxed some more. Yet Haruhi refused to give in and shook him off her arm.

"Kaa san… Haruhi is being mean again," Tamaki wailed as Haruhi wandered off to join Huni and Mori, who were already looking at bunnies in the pet shop.

"Have you thought if Haruhi may not like dogs?" he muttered, matter-of-factly, eyes on his PDA, ignoring Tamaki's incessant pleas. A sudden gust of wind rushed past.

And then, there was silence. Overwhelming Tamaki as he froze in mid-sentence.

And of course, Tamaki being Tamaki, recovered as gracefully as a Host could and gave a dramatic yelp of realisation worthy of the Zuka Club and started after Haruhi.

The twins gave each other the look and grinned an identical impish grin. Without a word, they gave chase. Tamaki flailed his arms and tried to grab Haruhi in his infamous bear hug, proclaiming, "Haruhi… Tou san is sorry… Tou san didn't think that…" but before he could execute his 'beautiful father-daughter Sunday pet-shop bonding session,' the twins took over and dragged him away.

Once again, his 'beautiful' plan was foiled.

"How dare you! Put me down this instant you incestuous devils! Haruhi, help your tou san!" Haruhi turned and sighed. It was going to be a long Sunday afternoon.

"Tono… Haruhi probably can't afford to keep a dog," the twins chirped, arms draped over each other after they dumped their King where he belongs, next to Kyoya.

"It's expensive to feed dogs you know?" Kaoru explained gently, his voice low.

"The dog can share Antoinette's food and I can buy it a life-time supply of…" Tamaki started exclaiming again, only to be cut off by Kyoya's sharp glare.

"Knowing Haruhi, she's not going to allow that to happen, Tono. Her commoner style of living can't even take care of her and her dad, a dog will probably be an overkill," Hikaru said bluntly as Tamaki whimpered against a nonchalant Kyoya.

"But every girl likes cute furry animals, no? I just want my daughter to start behaving like a girl!" Tamaki wailed once more, crumpling at Kyoya's patent loafers.

"Haruhi just doesn't have the capability to keep or care for an animal in the long run." Kyoya sighed as Tamaki started collecting dust at his feet. "And there's no way in high hell that the tiny flat will fit an Antoinette-size dog, so give up that idea Tamaki. And stop disintegrating at my feet." All was still.

The twins chuckled and prodded their lord but he was glued to the ground. They reached out to help him up but before they could do that, Tamaki was up in a flash, the light shining back in his bright azure eyes as he grabbed Kyoya in a fierce hug.

"Kaa san! You're a genius! You're my bestest best friend in this whole wide world!" Kyoya scrunched his eyebrows in confusion as Tamaki screamed over and over again, "I love Kaa san! Monami! Kyoya! Monami! Monami! Ha ha ha!"

"What did Kyoya sempai say that we didn't understand?" Hikaru nudged his twin.

Kaoru just shook his head in bewilderment watching Kyoya try his darnest not to fall over with Tamaki wrung round his neck. Tamaki gave his best friend one last squeeze before running towards Haruhi and co. who had already moved on to the kittens.

"Haruhi! We're going to buy you a new house. Let's go!"

The real-estate agent is so not going to know what hit him.

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