Hello everyone! Welcome to another one of my extremely odd fanfics! Doesn't that make you want to continue reading? Anyway, this story was done for my sister, TejiLuver (as if you didn't already know that). She gave me the premise for the story, and I decided to write it for her! She claimed that she had already read all of the Neji/Tenten stories, so I decided to write a new one for her! The Naruto characters are forced to act in a takeoff of High School Musical! But it's not like most of those lame take-offs. I have, er, slightly tweaked the movie. No more lame plot lines and cheesy romance! Anyway, before I get too caught up in the Author's Note, I better write the story! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or High School Musical.

Super Awesome Ninja High School Musical with Ninja

Chapter 1: Casting

"ORDER!" screamed Tsunade. The twelve young ninja looked over at her. They were all packed into Tsunade's office. She had called them all to come, saying that she had a very important mission for them.

"I have a very important mission for you." said Tsunade. "It's a very high B-rank mission."

"If that's so, then why isn't it an A-rank mission?" asked Kiba.

"Because it's not." responded Tsunade. "Anyway, the problem: it's time for the holidays and……."

"Wait, do we even celebrate the winter holidays?" asked Naruto.

"JUST LET ME FINISH WITH THE MISSION! Well, its holiday time and the people around here are pretty depressed, because they've worked hard all year and they don't get a good winter break."

"Isn't that your fault?"

"NO! Urg! Ok, since you can't handle the real story, I'll cut it down. You all are putting on a lame takeoff of the movie High School Musical!"

"Why? Can't we just do the real thing?"

"No! Nobody really liked the real thing."

"Then why was it so popular?"

"I don't know. The songs were catchy. And people bought it just to watch it and laugh at how lame it was. Anyway, you are all going to be cast right now for your roles!"

"Now? Don't we need to learn any lines or get ready or anything?"

"Nope. Bye." said Tsunade, pushing a small red button sitting on her desk. The floor in the center of her office where all twelve ninja were standing opened up, and they all screamed as they fell through the hole.

"Didn't you forget to tell them something?" asked Shizune.

"Oh, right." said Tsunade. She went and stood right next to the hole and started screaming into it.

"THE SAND SIBLINGS ARE ALREADY THERE! THEY'RE IN IT TOO! THERE IS A PANEL OF SENSEI DIRECTING IT! HAVE FUN AND IT BETTER BE GOOD!"

With that, Tsunade closed the hole.

"Ow! Who's on top of me?"

"MY LEG!"

"SOMEONE TURN ON A LIGHT IN HERE!"

"Wow! I'm lucky! I'm glad you were there to cushion my fall, or I could have really been hurt!"

"Yeah, good for you. Who's touching my hair?"

"Sorry, Neji, it's just so soft."

"Well, stop it!"

"Why isn't somebody touching my hair? Isn't it wonderfully youthful and shiny and youthful and soft and youthful?"

Cricket Cricket

"Wow! You have crickets, Shino?"

"No"

"Then where is….."

"I said stop touching my hair!"

"It's not me this time!"

"HELLO! MY LEG IS STILL BEING CRUSHED OVER HERE!"

"Sorry"

"CHOUJI! GET. OFF. MY. LEG. NOW!"

"Ok"

"Um, Chouji, now you're sitting on top of me."

"Uhhhh….."

"Seriously, can somebody turn on a light in here?"

"Troublesome"

"Anybody bring chips?"

"You brought seventy three bags."

"I know. I already ate them all."

"You left your house ten minutes ago."

"I know."

"AHHHHHHHHH! WHO'S LICKING ME?!?"

"RUFF! BARK!"

"LIGHT! PLEASE!"

"Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"Stay still"

"But…."

"Katon!" (Aka: Fire style)

Suddenly, brilliant, leaping flames erupted from Sasuke, and landed directly on Naruto's hair. Everybody looked around. Chouji got off of Shikamaru. A very displeased Ino kept looking at her injured leg. Akamaru was licking Sakura. Neji was twitching violently, with Lee on top of him (who was very pleased that his fall had been cushioned by Neji), and Tenten next to him and Kiba petting his hair. Everybody just stared at the scene.

"Er……. I told you I stopped……." said Tenten.

"TENTEN TOLD ME TO!"

"WHAT?!?"

"SHE SAID YOUR HAIR WAS SOFT!"

"Yeah, but I never told you to touch it!"

"Um, HELLO! My hair is still on fire here!"

"Have Akamaru lick it out!"

"Wow! Great idea, Sakura! I just….."

(Insert sounds of a fire being put out here)

Everybody looked over at the source, but they couldn't see who it was, because their source of light had just been put out.

"Could somebody over there turn on a light?"

The lights came on. All of the ninja got out of their awkward positions and stood up. They found themselves to be right in the middle of a huge stage. Temari was standing a few feet away, holding a bucket.

"Hey guys." she said.

"WOAH! THIS PLACE IS HUGE!" exclaimed Naruto, looking around at the massive stage.

"Do you like it?" asked Kakashi, who was sitting behind a desk on the floor, in front of the many, many, many rows of chairs.

"Yeah!" said Ino.

"Good, because this is where you will be spending the next seven days!" said Kakashi.

"What! Don't we get to go home?" asked Sakura.

"NO! But we will all become one in our youthfulness as we prepare for this wonderfully youthful play together!" said Gai.

"But first we need to cast all of the characters." said Kurenai. "Who here can sing?"

Cricket Cricket

"Ha! I knew you had crickets!" exclaimed Naruto.

"Actually, all of you guys can sing." said Asuma.

"REALLY?!?" said the fifteen shinobi (Gaara and Kankuro appeared out of nowhere).

"Yeah"

"Wait a second, just this morning we had to take my dad to the hospital because I started singing and his ears were bleeding. So you're saying that I can sing now?" said Ino, her eyes lighting up.

"Um, not now." said Asuma.

"Then what did you mean?" asked Sakura.

"Well, the Fifth invented a jutsu that will help you guys sing better, and she taught it to me!" said Kurenai.

"Show us!" exclaimed Tenten.

"Sing no Jutsu!"

Cricket Cricket

"Huh, I wonder why that didn't work."

"Well, this story is pretty much completely Americanized, except for the jutsu names. That means you have to say 'sing' in Japanese." said Shikamaru.

"Oh! You're right! Saezuru no Jutsu!"

A colorful rainbow of colorful colors burst out from Kurenai and lit up the room.

"Great! Now you all can sing! Time to cast you! Everybody stand in a line on stage!" said Kakashi. Everyone did as they were told. The sensei looked at all of the fifteen kids, then they looked at each other and nodded.

"We've made up our minds." said Asuma.

"Just like that?"

"Yeah, well, you all can sing, so it's not like that's a problem. We are your sensei, we already know everything about you."

"So, who gets what part?"

"The lead of Troy goes to Neji!"

"Why me?"

"Because you have great hair!"

Everybody nodded in agreement.

"Tenten will play the part of Gabriella."

"What? Why?"

"Because you're a minority!"

"But aren't we all shinobi?"

"Yeah, but you're part panda."

"What? No I'm not!"

"Then explain the ears on top of your head."

"That's my hair."

"Whatever you say. Why don't you have a last name?"

"I do!"

"What is it?"

"Ten"

"Ten? So you're real first name is just Ten?"

"Yes"

"So we call you by your first name and your last name?"

"No. You call me by my first name and my abbreviated middle name."

"So what's your real middle name?"

"Tenten"

"So your real name is Ten Tenten Ten?"

"Then why didn't you just say that we call you by your middle name?"

"Huh?"

"You're middle name is Tenten, which is what everybody calls you."

"Oh! I guess I never thought of it that way."

"Can we get on with the casting?"

"Oh! My bad. I think I got a little bit off track. Temari is Sharpay and Kankuro is Ryan."

"Why?"

"Because they are related, they are close in age, and one of them is blond. Sasuke is Chad."

"Why?"

"Do you have to ask why about everybody?"

"…..yes….."

"Why?"

"HA! You can't resist the temptation to ask why either!"

"Never mind. Sasuke is Chad because he has massive hair."

"Were all of your decisions based off hair?"

"Nope; only most of them were."

(Insert image of collective sweat drop here)

"Anyway, Sakura is Taylor."

"How can you relate that one to hair?"

"Oh, that doesn't have anything to do with hair! She's just really smart!"

"But I'm really smart too!"

Cricket Cricket

"Umm, don't mean to burst your bubble, Ino….."

"What bubble? Who's blowing bubbles? I WANNA BLOW SOME BUBBLES TOO!"

"Never mind"

"Errrr…. right….. Hinata is Kelsi, Ino is the strange drama teacher, and Shikamaru is Coach Bolton."

"Doesn't that make him Troy, or Neji's, father?"

"Yes, I guess it does."

"EWWWW! HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?"

"It's just a play, people!"

"What about the rest of us?"

"Well, Naruto, Gaara, Lee, Chouji, Kiba, and Shino will all just play random roles."

"What about me?"

"What about you?"

"What is my role?"

(Insert sound of you, the reader, scrolling up to figure out who is missing)

"Uhhhhhhhhh……… who are you again?"

"…….. I don't know…….."

"Riiiiiiight. Anyway, so, let's get started!"

"What?"

"Rehersal begins now! You don't get to leave here until the premiere next week! Let's get started!"

Sooooo…. what do you think? I think it's pretty sweet. Its winter break right now, so the next chapter should be out soon! Happy holidays to all! (Who review…..)