FCC got up to make another episode of her show. She noticed though, her computer had died on her that night, no life in the system.
FCC Jumped in joy! Knowing that she no longer needs to read the shitty awful fanfics, she sqwees, laughs, and runs around the house, happy to finally be free
Susan came out of her room "KEEP IT DOWN YOU LOONY!" she then shut the door with a loud thud!
FFC Then spent 2 weeks doing things she enjoyed, when she noticed that, she had become extremely bored. She sat up and began to play with her razor, she was now yearning to tear a bad fanfic a new one, "Why do I want to read a story by Sindragon?...by Hammohamster….by Comicsnix?...what's wrong with me?"
She began to play with her razor, tossing it around bored when she catches Susan leaving her room. "I'm going out for abit, be right back!" Fanfic critic looked over "okay I will see you later".
She noticed Susan's door was open. Wondering what was always in her room she walked in, and found a computer. "AT LAST!" Fanfic critic shouted as she powered up the PC."OH YES! NOW I WILL DESTROY A FANFIC!" She read through a fanfic. A fanfic called Todd and SpongeBob's Gay adventure. It was a Sweeny Todd and SpongeBob crossover.
She froze as she read the story…. It was the worst thing she had ever read, the grammar was as if a baby wrote it, the characters were written horribly, and it took place in the land of OZ. without thinking she took her razor and began to destroy the computer, bits of the screen flying off and onto the desk.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!" Susan shouted as she ran into the room, she saw her computer, broken,
Susan shouted "ANOTHER STUPID FUCKING FANFIC I PRESUME!" She took the razor and made a cut down FFC's Face. "YOU TOOK YOUR FUCKING WEBSHOW TOO FAR THIS TIME YOU STUPID BLOODY CUNT!" She grasped onto the fanfic critics jacket and threw her to the ground.
"STOP!" FCC shouted as her glasses broke. Susan looked at her with a stare worse than her own "STOP! WELL THAT'S THE EXACT THING I TOLD YOU TO DO ABOUT THESE STUPID FANFICS!" she stomped down on Fanfic critic's leg several times. She dragged FCC out to the driveway. Beaten up FCC could no longer get to her feet. Susan stepped into the car and without warning ran over the Fanfic critic's leg. She screamed in pain as the tire ran over her leg.
Susan got out of the car and pulled the Critic back in. "WELL that hurt now didn't it?" the fanfic critic was in too much pain to speak.
Susan broke the razor in half and made stupid wishes so that the FCC could not be cured with the dragon balls
Susan went to the phone and called an ambulance for the critic. "Yes it's her again." She hung up after she made the call.
"Tell anyone about this and it will be your head CRITIC!" she walked back to her room slamming the door behind her.