My Jar Of Dirt

by FunnyPicklesAreAwesome

I was bored. Don't judge. It's about Jack and his jar of dirt.

*Jack Sparrow POV*

Wow, Tia just gave me a jar of dirt...

**Flashback**

"Davy Jones cannot make port. Cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you."
"...Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."
"Yes."
"Is the jar of dirt going to help?"
"If you don't want it, give it back."
"No."
"Then it helps."

**END**

So, I just rolled down the stairs.

I start singing

"I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?!"

God, why wasn't this scripted?!

DIRECTOR! GET ME THE SCRIPT.

Me and this jar of dirt are going to become best friends. If you'll excuse me, I have a scene to attend to so, me and my jar of dirt will be on our way.