Do I have to have a disclaimer thing… I mean everyone here knows I don't own the ronins or any other anime I put in my stories…

By: Uhhh... Drool Monkey?

Love me, Hate me, Accuse me and die!

My name is Namaiou Aikaiden… I'm fifteen and currently an officer of the federation… AND Oz. My stepbrother is a colonel and I'm still not sure which side he's on… He fights with or against my sister's father… She's actually my best friend, but hey! What's the god damned difference?!

Hoshinawa Kushrenada… One of the most innocent chicks you or I will ever meet… It's creepy how she can just look at you when you do something out of line. She just has that gaze that that says, "What you did was wrong, but I still love you…"

And there she is again in the hot little skirt I gave her for Christmas last year. Personally, I think she looks hot in it, but sigh… She won't listen to me. She refuses to go outside in it… She looks fine!!!

She at least likes the shirt I got with the skirt… The low-cut, long-sleeved, belly-shirt really brings out her figure… Woo!

And hey check it out, I actually put clothes together without the fashion polices only general beating me over the head with a pair of out-dated go-go boots… Her name you ask… Evil, bitch… Une!!!

But enough about them… Let's talk about… Me. You already know my name, but just in case you missed it or forgot… My name is Namaiou Aikaiden. Hoshinawa and I are about to go to our new high school… We were at a private school before, but I got kicked out and Hoshinawa refused to stay at the school if I wasn't with her… As she always does… Besides, I'm also her bodyguard… At least the one she doesn't ditch.

She changed out of the skirt and shirt into the traditional Japanese schoolgirl uniform… "Are you ready," she asked me. I turned to her and nodded. "Namaiou…" she groaned as she started to button the traditional boy's uniform up… I rolled my eyes and sighed heavily.

"Stop treating me like a damned child! They should be happy that I'm actually coming in a uniform," I said as I swat her hands away. She moaned and looked at me. "Fine…" I gave in as I finished the rest of the buttons. She smiled as triumphantly as she could and turned.

"Okay daddy… We're headed for our first day at our new school," Hoshinawa chirped as she pulled me toward the door.

"Take the Limo," we heard from upstairs.

"Do we have to," I asked. He stepped out of his room… Draped in a long red robe suited for a king. I looked away and stifled a laugh as he walked toward us.

"Do you disapprove of my clothing, Namaiou," he asked as he stopped... I stood straight and shook my head slowly. He crossed his arms over his chest and looked at me… "That's what I thought," he said as he turned towards Hoshinawa. "Have a good day, Hoshinawa… Namaiou… Do you need any money," he asked both of us. I started to open my mouth to speak when Hoshinawa grabbed my arm.

"No daddy… I have a lunch," she said.

"B-but…" I started.

"And I made my special lunch for Namaiou… With an extra helping of love," Hoshinawa smiled. Her father looked to her weirdly… Rather disturbed as well. "I'm joking daddy," she waved a nervous hand at him. He smiled and pushed us toward the door.

"You don't want to be late," he said as we walked out. We climbed into the limo and watched until he went back inside.

As the driver started the vehicle and we began to move, Hoshinawa and I jumped out of the Limo… Okay, okay… Maybe I jumped out and pulled her with me… Either way she still came along with me without a fight.

"Hoshinawa! Namaiou," the driver yelled as he stopped quickly, after noticing us running to the garages. I yelled "BIRDIES DRINKING THE SODAS AT MIDNIGHT!!!" and the doors opened, as me and Hoshinawa designed them to do. We ran in, the other bodyguards trying to grab Hoshinawa… I guess thinking I'd gone crazy and was then kidnapping her… What a bunch of idiots. The doors shut in their faces or on their toes. We heard them yelling the password, but the doors didn't open.

"Nope… They ain't getting in here… That only works for you and me…" I smiled. We walked over to a motorcycle…Ahem, my motorcycle… I handed her the helmet next to the bike. We were about to climb on the bike when the door opened. We looked up to see her father… "Oh yeah… Did I forget to mention… Your dad," I said nervously as I smiled to them.

"Namaiou," he said rather sternly. I waved to him and jumped on, bringing Hoshinawa with me. She blinked for a few moments as I revved the motor… She quickly wrapped her arms around my waist. "Namaiou," he yelled as he ran toward us, "what do you think you're doing!?"

"Just getting us to school, Chief," I said as we started to move. "Hold on Hoshi," I laughed.

"Namaiou… Hoshinawa… Stop this nonsense and act like regular people," He yelled.

"Riding in a limo is what regular people do," I questioned, "well then I'd rather be abnormal. Than to sit back and have someone chauffer me around… Besides, it'll take to long… So hasta la vista, Trieze-man… We're gonna be late!"

I had no clue what those words meant, but hell if the Terminator can say them… I can too!

"Bye daddy," Hoshinawa yelled as she held onto my waist with one arm and turned back to wave goodbye. He stared in horror as we became smaller. "Uh… Namaiou… Dad's eyes are all white… I think he fainted standing up," she explained nervously.

"Aw… He's okay… Besides, we're gonna be late," I explained. I sped up, not even close to how fast that motorcycle could go. A minute later, we were at the school… "Woo," I said as I climbed off.

"Daddy's gonna be mad at you," Hoshinawa explained as she put the helmet on the seat. I grabbed it and scratched something off of it… I had no clue what it was… I think it was old bug gut… Heh heh… I placed it in my arms and we began to enter the school.

I looked to Hoshinawa and then noticed the many staring eyes. "What," I yelled. All staring eyes blinked and hurried on their ways. "Dude… Like they've never seen people before," I said as I touched my short silver hair.

"Uh… Namaiou," I heard Hoshinawa say softly.

"Yes Hoshi," I asked as I turned to her.

"Can you try to hold off on the bullying here… I don't like having to go to new schools and meet new people," she explained.

"Fine I'll try," I said. "But if I really need to… I'm gonna fight," I explained as I wagged my finger at her. She nodded with an eye-roll.

A boy walked up behind us and stared at us and whistled to Hoshinawa. "Helloooooo there," he drooled," so what's your name?"

My eyebrow twitched, as I got angry… "Her name is, "Get the HELL," I started, but then punched him in the face, "AWAY!!!"

Hoshinawa laughed nervously and looked to me…"Thank you…"

"My Hoshi," I said as I hugged her close to me. I pulled her away from the mumbling lump of dirt bag.

"What the hell you bastard," the same guy yelled as he touched his bleeding nose. "Fine you can have the bi-" he started to yell, but I interrupted him by grabbing him by the collar. He began to yell and flail around as I brought him off his feet.

"Please recite to me what you were about to say," I said as I held him closer to my face.

"Nothing," he whimpered as he looked into my eyes. I dropped him and started walking away.

"Get that nose checked at the Infirmary… I think I shattered it," I said as Hoshinawa walked behind me.

"You shouldn't have gone so hard on him… I mean he's only human," she said to me.

"Trust me Hoshi… That wasn't even a fraction of how hard I can beat a person," I said as I pat her head. "Let's get this day over with and get to our classes," I said as I pulled a piece of paper out. "We have math first," I said.

"Okay," she said as she followed me.

We made it to our class and looked at the seating chart that was hanging on the wall. We sat in the seats that the seating chart assigned us to. I instantly placed my headphones on my ears. I turned my cd player on and it came out blasting the loudest it could. I turned it down quickly, but people were already looking in my direction. I put them away and looked forward. Thank god the teacher wasn't in… yet.

But after a few moments the teacher entered as the bell rang. "Everyone please… Welcome our new students… Hoshinawa Kushrenada and Namaiou Aikaiden," the woman said as she waved a hand to us.

They all looked to us…I guess… I don't really know… I had fallen asleep by then. "Uh," everyone said… Well that's what Hoshinawa had told me later.

"Miss Aikaiden," the teacher yelled.

"MISS," Everyone freaked out. I opened my eyes slowly.

Yes… I am a girl everyone!!! And no… I'm not a lesbian… We joke around like that… We're best friends/sisters. As I've mentioned in the beginning of this tale… What? You thought I was a guy… Guys don't call a best friend who is a girl a sister… At least I don't think.

"Yeah? Hi… What's up," I said.

"Your first class of your first day and you fall asleep… That's not good to do… But since it's your first day, I'll let you off with a warning… But not anymore," she said sternly.

I rolled my eyes and leaned back in my chair.

Uh yeah… my other stories were flops… probably cuz I haven't written in them more… I have to change the format on my first one… So yeah… Peace out, my young homies!!!