"i don't own Twilight, I'm just borrowing the characters"
Ode to a Werewolf
There once was a boy named Jacob
Who wasn't aware of his makeup
He did not know the epic tale
For people in his tribe who are male
Into werewolves they turned
Which Jacob has shocked to learn
Jacob loved Bella
But she always wanted another fella
Bella loved Edward the vampire
Jacob wanted him to expire
Jacob tried and tried to win Bella's love
But he had no help from the heavens above
Bella and Edward finally wed
Jacob cried and cried then he fled
Now Jacob is alone
No Bella to phone
Maybe she was just a friend
So he went and called ….Carolyn