DISCLAIMER: I don't own this and all that jazz..

For 'How to Annoy' Challenge at HPFC by edgy satsuma.

5 WAYS TO ANNOY : Percy Weasley

1) Send him fake letters saying that his girlfriend wants to break up with him

"Oi! Fred, c'mere!" George Weasley shouted at his twin brother, his face painted a mischievous grin.

"Yes my dear brother?"

"I got an idea."

Fred then matched George's face in a split second. Fred started to rub his hands together in a very villainous way while George started to chuckle darkly and stroke an imaginary beard.

"What are you two doing?" their little sister, Ginny, roused the twins out of their pranking fantasy.

"Nothing..." George drawled out, slowly backing out of the room and up the stairs to their shared room, with Fred following.

"Now, what was that oh-so-brilliant idea you had?" Fred said as he plopped down and grabbed a hidden stash of chocolate frogs hidden underneath their bed, where no one would dare to look. Tossing some to his brother and settling back.

"Remember Percy's always going on and on about his beloved Penelope?"

"Don't remind me."

"Well, how about we pretend that she wants to break up with him through a letter...?"

"That is... BRILLIANT! Maybe the prat will realize how much of a stuck-up pinhead he's turning- or is already-into. This should knock him down a few pegs."

The twins laughed in unison as they started on their evil plan to torment their older brother. First they concocted a ridiculous letter-

My Dearest,

I apologize for not having the heart to do this face to face. I know we've had our fair share of happiness, but I can't take this anymore. I'm so sorry, but I can't keep stringing you along like this. I've fallen in love with your brothers, Fred and George, they are so dashingly handsome that I couldn't resist. I'm so sorry, I know it pains me too, but I think it is for the best if we go our separate ways.

-Penelope

-then George swapped the letters while Fred distracted Percy by changing the colors of his clothes to a bright, neon pink and consequently getting chased around by Percy.

Later that night at dinner, Percy sat with a shocked and dejected look at the table clutching the letter. Fred and George appearing to be way too interested with their food.

"Something wrong Percy dear?" Molly Weasley asked her son.

"M-mum. Penelope.."

"Yes dear, Penelope what..?"

"S-she broke up with me. B-because she fell in.. love.. with... FRED! GEORGE"

It finally clicked as he read the letter again and stopped at his brothers' names. He was too upset about the prospect of his girlfriend dumping him earlier. The twins burst into laughter, getting up as Percy took out his wand and chased them around the table. Knowing he couldn't outrun both at the same time Percy grabbed the nearest bowl of mashed potatoes and hurled it at the twins. One thing led to another and soon food was quite literally flying.

"ENOUGH!" Their mother bellowed as everything was suspended by magic and the food fell down. Ron, Ginny, their parents were all covered in food.

Safe to say, the twins and Percy were punished severely for the next few days. That most certainly annoyed Percy very very much.