Brad: I'm gonna put the star on top!

Brianna: No, I am!

Brad: No, I am, you little punk band wannabe!

Brianna: What did you just say!?

Brad: I said your band sucks!

Brianna: Repeat that one more time and I'll rip your heart out!

Brad: Oh yeah!?

Brianna: Yeah! You can't even get a girl to like you for one day!

Brad: WHY YOU-!

And so started yet another family discussion at the Buttowski residence. Kick's big brother Brad and little sister Brianna were fighting over who was going to put the star on top of the christmas tree while Harold and Honey, Kick and Kendall's parents, where observing from the couch, bored out of their minds.

Harold: Kids, kids, I have an idea. Why don't put on the darned star together?

Brad: No way, pop, I'm doing it myself!

Brianna: No, I'M doing it myself!

They gritted teeth at each other when the front door suddenly flew open. And who stood right in the doorway if not their brother Clarence Buttowski and his wife Kendall wearing their winter outfits.

Kick: Ho ho ho, merry Kicksmas everyone!

Kendall: Happy holidays!

Honey: There's my babies!

Harold: Merry christmas, kids! Where were you two?

Kick: Oh, nothing special. Just for a quiet stroll through the park.

Kendall: Yeah, we just went for a walk.

Harold: I know you're hiding something! Where are the presents?

Honey: You'll have to excuse your father, he's always been like that! Every christmas, he couldn't stop thinking about the presents under the tree, just like with my famous chocolate chip cookies!

Kendall: (shiver) Please don't remind me!

Kick: So what's going on?

Honey: Your brother and sister are fighting over who to put the star on top of the tree.

Kick: (sigh) Again? Nevermind, I'LL do it!

Brad: OH NO, YOU DON'T!

Kick climbed up the stool to put the star on top of the tree with Brad and Brianna desperately trying to pull him back. When Kick finally got the star in place, Brad kicked away the stool under Kick's feet so he grabbed a firm hold on the top of the tree. Hanging with one hand on the tree and one arm in Brad's hands, Brad pulled on Kick's arm, taking the tree down with him. Just then, Gunther and Julie came through the door. Before they knew what happened, the christmas tree came falling down on them. A second later, their heads popped up from under the tree, and they all just laughed. But then, they smelled something burning. The top of the the tree had caught fire near the fireplace.

Kick: Biscuits!

Brad: WE'RE GONNA BE BURNED ALIVE, HELP ME!

Kick: Snap out of it, Brad! Gunther, go into the garage and get a canister of water, quickly!

Gunther: You keep your water in the garage?

Kick: JUST DO IT!

Gunther: Okay okay!

30 seconds later Gunther came back with a canister of water, but it wasn't water, it was gasoline. Kick managed to get out from under the tree and helped everone else get out before he poured the whole canister of "water" onto the burning tree, which only caused it to burn even more, and in a matter of seconds the tree poofed to ash. Kick looked at the canister only to realize it wasn't water.

Kick: Hey, this ain't water! Gunther!

Gunther: Sorry. But, in my defense, you should label your bottles!

Honey: Now how are we gonna have a jolly christmas?

Kick: Relax, mom. I'll just go into town and get us another christmas tree!

Gunther: I'll come too. This is all my fault after all!

Kendall: Me too!

Kick: (To Kendall) I think it's better for you to stay here, I don't want you to get into any trouble!

Kendall: Excuse me? I'm a big girl now and I can take care of myself. Just because we're married dosen't mean you can tell me what to do!

Kick: (sigh) Fine then, you can come too.

Kendall: Don't you dare try to make me stay, I said-WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Kick: I said you can come.

Kendall: Really? I thought it'd be harder than that.

Kick: Yeah, but I love you too darn much to leave you here.

Kendall: Aww, Clarence...

Gunther: Hrrrrhrrrrrrmmmm! Me, right here!

Julie: Jeez, get a room, you guys!

Kick: Alright then, we're off!

Honey: Be back soon, kids!

Julie: Please be careful, guys. Especially you, Gunther.

Gunther: Don't worry, we will!

Kick: Okay gang, let's do it all and then some!

And so, Kick, Kendall and Gunther set off to find a new christmas tree, while Harold, Honey, Brad, Brianna and Julie stayed home. Honey decided to make gingerbreads for the trio when they returned.

Brad: I call putting the frosting on them!

Brianna: No, I'm gonna do it!

Brad: Did I tell you your band sucks!?

Harold: (heavy sigh)