Hello all. I was on facebook the other day and decide to come up with this little fic.

Also if anybody is woundering why its so hastily wriiten is beacuse it 1am and ive had my last bevrage a 16 ounce bottles of Venom Death Adder Fruit Punch!

So if i dont update by this week that means my ive gone into heart failure :)

I own nothin!


Zeus: Just 'chilling' as people say in Olympus.

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Ares: Dont- just dont.

Aphrodite: 'chilling' wTs Up WiTh tt?

Athena: What's up with your typing?

Aphrodite: WHaT?

Athena: You're typing like a mentally retard person.

Aphrodite: :( Grammer Natzi. is this better now? :PP

Athena: Hey, it was not my child that afraid of the Jews.

Ares: Ya... that wasnt my best decisions.


Percy Jackson: is procrastinating home work for Facebook.

Annabeth Chase: Get to work.

Percy Jackson: Oo come onnnnnnn :( I dont wanna.

Annabeth Chase: Just do it.

Percy Jackson: Or wat?

Annabeth Chase: Or ill hav to come down there and kick your ass at sword fighting.

Percy Jackson: Is that a threat or a promise ;)

Annabeth Chase: Both!

Percy Jackson: Fine its on!

*1 hour later*

Percy Jackson: I may lost the fight, but i got out of doing home work :D

Annabeth Chase: Dowh!


Nico Di Angelo: Is bored as hell... haha i love puns XD

Thalia Grace: Haha so clever...Seriously?

Percy Jackson: bad pun!

Annabeth Chase: Geez dude that was bad

Nico Di Angelo: What? What i do?


Rachel Dare: Rock, paper, or scissors?

Percy Jackson: Chuck Norris

Annabeth Chase: Chuck Norris

Nico Di Angelo: Chuck Norris

Connor Stoll: Chuck Norris

Travis Stoll: Chuck Norris

Thalia Grace: Chuck Norris

Rachel Dare: My friends are made of Win.


Percy Jackson is now friends with Carter Kane.

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Emily Sappen: Is it just me or is washing dishes with lava a little unorthodox?

Danni Orthright: You must be new here.

Emily Sappen: Ya. and now i hav second degree burns on my arms!

Tyler Amada: But now the plates smell magma fresh!


Travis Stoll: HHYYAAHHH! YOUNG GRASSHOPPER! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?

Connor Stoll: ONLY IF YOU ARE THE TRUE MASTER WILL YOU BE ABLE TO PONG THE PING!

Travis Stoll: HHIIYYAAOOOWW!

Katie Gardener: Whats this now?

Malcolm Wash: Ping pong tournament

Katie Gardener: Ping pong? Really? We hav more assault weapons han world war 2 and your fighting with ping pongs?

Malcolm Wash: No one said they were mighty smart men =X


Hermes: Imma big fat loser who cant keep his hand to himself! I am the cause of Kleptomania in teenage girls and i smell like a dirty piece of gosa!

Apollo: Holy crap dude, did u just get fraped?

Aphrodite: i hope so!

Hermes: I was hacked! This is not me!

Athena: That's what you get when you give Nemesis bad news.

Hermes: Dont kill the messenger!

Apollo: But it sends a message =)

Nemesis: Im not done with you!

Ares: Your gonna ggeetttt iiitttt haha XD

Nemesis: How dare you send me a rigged package!

Hermes: It was your daughter who sent it and now we're even for April Fools Day.

Nemesis: The klepto one! And i dont play to get even... i play to win.

Athena: That doesn't make sense. You're the goddess of vengeance, shouldn't you just play to be even?

Nemesis: Ya well im also the goddess of bitches, my bark is as good as my bite.


I need food. Its been like a week and im out of food . No milk, bread, cheese, chips, sour cream, fruit, sugar, butter. ive been iving off of potatoes for everrrr!

th= point of the whining is im tired so if this doesnt please you... sorry.

ok ppl im sooo tired, goodnight =)