Hello my duckies! This is my first fanfic! Yay! Thanks a bunch to Blue-Wasabi24 who I texted the whole time I wrote it...
Oh almost forgot...
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, Call of Duty or even the jokes for this matter...
It's another typical day at Titans tower. It's afternoon and the team is laying out because the crime rate that week had been very low. Starfire is cooking, Robin and Cyborg are playing Call of Duty Black Ops, Raven is trying to read. Trying because Beastboy is bombarding her with bad joke after bad joke.
"Why was tigger looking down the toilet?"
"..."
"Because he was trying to find Pooh! Why do seagulls fly over the ocean rather than the bay?"
"..."
"Because then they would be bay-gulls! Umm... Why do gorillas have big nostrils?" still no response.
"Because they have big fingers! Oh! What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?" he tried one more time.
"Stuck Beastboy. Now shut up." she replied in a monotone laced with anger.
"Ohhh B, she got you good!" Cyborg yelled at the changeling.
The green teen turned back to the goth," Not until you at least smile." he said in a firm tone. She gave him a death glare,"If you don't quit it so help me I will send you to another demension and leave you there."
He smiled, knowing that she wouldn't... Yet. "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?" Raven then enveloped him in her powers and as she was throwing him out the window he screamed "NACHO CHEESE! GET IT? NACHO CHEESE! AAAAAUGH!"
Yay! I'm done! XD If people like this I'll make this a prologue to an actual story... If not I'll just keep it as one-shot... Please R&R or I shall sic my demon pixies on you!