Yet another random parody, lol. ;D


Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor,
The Company of Thorin hated that rascal Smaug,
And brought him swords and burrahobbits, because he was so loud, oh!

Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor,
Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor.

Alone he would travel on his wings with billowed sail,
He would keep a lookout for Bard locked up in jail,
Noble kings and princes would scream whenever he came,
Corsair ships would lower their flag when Smaug roared out his name. oh!

Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor,
Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor.

A dragon lives forever but if he meets with Bard,
He may find himself quite dead if he lets down his guard,
One grey night it happened, Smaug came home no more,
And Smaug that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in great pain, he fell down like rain,
Smaug no longer went to slay along the Laketown lane,
Black arrow in his heart, Smaug he gasped and sighed,
So Smaug that mighty dragon slowly fell and died, oh!

Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor,
Smaug, the fierce old dragon enjoyed lots of gore,
And burned towns in the autumn mist in a land called Erebor.


Review or Smaug will burn you up. ;P