AU: Hunter and Sebastian are roomies with their younger brothers Luna and Chris living with them. This story was inspired by a post on Tumblr. I guess you could classify Luna and Chris as OC's.

Chapter 1:

Another girl. Really?

Sebastian was frustrated at Hunter once again. Four different girls in one week, he was out of control. Each time they left as quickly as they came, venturing into Hunter's bedroom and then exiting roughly twenty minutes later with messy hair and a flustered expression.

"Manwhore," Sebastian scoffed from the couch as Hunter guided the new girl up the stairs by her hand. He didn't reply, apart from the giving of his middle finger. "I'll see you guys in twenty minutes, shall I?"

Sebastian lost sight of the pair as they made their way to the top of the stairs but still heard Hunter cussing at him. It was very quiet and muffled, but he could still make out the words.

"Well aren't you rude."

Sebastian shook his head and continued watching his favourite show, but not before starting the timer on his phone, starting down from twenty minutes. The last four times he timed Hunter, the girl came out dead on time, giving Sebastian a sense of achievement in his timekeeping skills.

The front door of the small house opened and in walked Chris, Sebastian's younger brother. He had just finished school for the day and looked far from enthusiastic for chores.

"The washing needs to be hung out when you're ready, Chris," Sebastian requested friendly, pulling the remote from under his bottom to change the channel. Chris was never in a good mood after school, but if he wanted to keep living in his house, he'd have to learn to be responsible.

Chris replied with a simple nod and went to head up the stairs with his backpack carelessly hanging off one shoulder.

"Uh, I wouldn't do that if I was you," Sebastian screeched, jumping up from the couch to grab Chris if he continued to walk up the stairs.

"Don't tell me. Hunter?" he replied frostily, clearly just as annoyed with the teen as Sebastian.

"Mhm. A brunette one this time."

"He's always liked the brunettes better," Chris replied without a smirk, even though the comment was in humour. He spun around on one foot and ventured to the kitchen.

Sebastian followed him as Chris unpacked his bag on the counter, pulling out his books and pencil case to begin doing homework. He usually did his homework on his own desk in his bedroom which was upstairs, but he knew he wouldn't get much done up there with all the commotion in the next room.

"How was school?" Sebastian asked, taking a can of soda from the fridge and sitting across from Chris.

"Shit, as usual. How was work?"

"Shit, as usual," Sebastian smiled, cracking open the can, sipping the foam that leaked from the top. "Where's Luna?"

Luna was Hunter's little brother and was the same age and in the same class as Chris. Sebastian always told people how Luna was like a mini Hunter. Same shape, hair and eye colour, voice tone and especially, the same attitude.

"He said something about meeting up with a guy after school. I didn't get to talk to him much. I couldn't even hear him properly over the sound of the old man's motorbike engine he was climbing onto."

Sebastian's eyes widened. "The what?!"

Chris swung his head back in laughter at his older brother's reaction. "I'm just fuckin' with you, Seb. He has after school detention and won't be home until later."

"I think Hunter would rather the first thing. You know what he's like when it comes to keeping up a good reputation at school."

"Exactly. That's why Luna told me not to tell him, and you won't tell him either. Unless you want to wake up to find a horse head in your bed."

"Alright. I won't tell him. But that won't stop the school from calling us to tell us. It's not my fault if he finds out that way." Sebastian was great with secrets so keeping this tiny one away from Hunter wouldn't be too difficult. The only thing Sebastian was worried about was if Luna would make it home in time for dinner, considering Hunter was cooking his favourite food especially for him. Hunter's act of kindness wasn't just for fun though. It was to congratulate him on getting an A+ on his Biology test, which at the beginning of the year was Luna's worst topic and was actually failing. "Do you need any help with your homework, bud?"

Chris raised an eyebrow at his brother. "Bud? And no thank you. Unless you know how to do algebraic geometry."

"I don't even know what algebraic means," Sebastian laughed, taking one last sip from his can before taking a shot at throwing it into the bin on the opposite side of the kitchen. As usual, he missed, making him have to take the walk of shame over to the bin to pick up the rubbish.

As he slammed the can into the bin, Hunter's brunette girl came running down from the stairs without a skirt on, stopping at the bottom to quickly put it on. Hastily behind the girl was Hunter, only wearing his underwear, trying to stop the girl from leaving the house. It was too late. She was already out the door.

"Looks like someone wasn't happy with Hunter Jr. I always told you bigger is better."

"Go fuck yourself, Smythe," Hunter snapped back, walking up the stairs, frustratingly grabbing a tuff of his hair and sighing.

Chris turned to Sebastian, jaw wide open. "Should we go talk to him?"

"Give him a few minutes. What do you think it was about?"

"He probably wanted her to do kinky shit with him and she wasn't down for it."

"Nah, the brunettes are usually the kinky ones."

Chris' nose crinkled in disgust at his brother. "Ew. I'm going to my room."

"Whatever. I guess I'll be cooking dinner tonight then. Do you think pasta will do?"

"Sure. Luna's favourite kind is the ones that look like bowties."

Sebastian grinned at his brother who immediately regrated making that comment.

"Shut up, Sebastian."

His older brother flung his hands up in a defensive movement, still grinning at him.

"I didn't say anything… you stalker."

"I hate you."

"Mwah."

Three hours after the girl incident there was still no Hunter. Sebastian had just finished cooking the little bowtie pasta and was preparing to plate up. Luna had arrived home from detention about an hour earlier and didn't seem in the mood to talk either. Sebastian didn't even bother asking him what he did to even get a detention in the first place.

"Dinner is ready!" Sebastian yelled out to the other residents of the house.

The sound of scurrying and doors opening and closing rumbled from upstairs. A minute later, Luna and Chris made their way down the stairs, both dressed casually in some shorts and a shirt. Sebastian waited for one more teen to come from upstairs but he never came.

"Will your brother be joining us, Luna?" Sebastian questioned, grabbing some bowls from the cupboard.

"Not sure. I doubt it though. I tried to talk to him when I got home but he told me to go away."

"Didn't think so. He had a little episode with a girl before you arrived. She came running down the stairs and left the house in a hurry. Hunter's been in a foul mood ever since it."

Chris grabbed a large spoon and began scooping servings of the pasta into three bowls, helping his brother who was too busy gossiping with Luna.

"Maybe you should go talk to him, Sebastian. He'll talk to you."

"No way. If he won't talk to his own brother, he won't talk to me."

Luna carried his bowl over to the dining table, making sure not to accidentally step of Hunter's cat, Mr Puss', tail.

"I think it's worth a try, Sebastian. What's the worst that could happen? You guys are practically married."

The sound of a spoon being dropped onto tiles filled the room. It was Sebastian.

"What. The. Fuck? How the hell are we 'practically married'? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

Chris laughed at his brother's response. "He has a point, bro. You know you love him. You guys are like our parents, and parents are usually married."

Sebastian shook his head as he placed his bowl onto the table. He was not happy at what the boys were implying.

"You guys are fucked up. He's not even remotely bi-curious."

"We know," the boys replied in perfect sync. "You tell us all the time."

"I tell you all the time because you keep saying we're in love!"

"Because it's true!" Luna laughed, piercing bowtie pasta with his fork.

An unexpected voice interrupted the harmless argument.

"It's not true."

Everyone turned their necks towards the stairs where Hunter was now standing. He looked a mess. His hair was untidy, wearing old clothes and had bags under his eyes.

"Well look who decided to join us. Grab a bowl and sit down. We need to talk," Sebastian demanded, pulling out the chair next to him and patting the table.

"No talking. Just eating," Hunter replied, walking into the kitchen and grabbing the last bowl that Sebastian sat on the counter, just in case Hunter decided to join them at the last minute.

I'm a mind reader, Sebastian thought to himself as he watched Hunter sit down at the table.

Hunter could sense all 3 pairs of eyes staring at him, waiting for him to say something. He simply ignored them and began eating his dinner. After about 4 minutes of staring, Hunter gave in.

"You told Luna what happened, didn't you?" he growled, not taking his eyes away from his dinner.

"Maybe. What happened?"

"Mind your own business, Smythe."

Chris scoffed at the two older brothers that were acting like an old married couple instead of friends. It was just the usual night for the residents of the Clarington-Smythe household.

Hunter banged his fork onto the table, clearly annoyed by the way the dinner had turned out. He just wanted to eat, not be put under interrogation.

"Well this dinner has turned to shit, as usual. I'm gonna go eat this in my room. Have a nice night, losers."

Sebastian sprung from his chair, closely following the frustrated teen up to his room.

Hunter stopped just before opening his door and turned to face Sebastian.

"And what the fuck do you think you're doing?"

"I'm joining you for dinner in your room."

"Not a chance. Goodbye," Hunter snapped, quickly opening his door, making sure to close it before Sebastian could stop him.

"Let me in, Hunter. We need to talk."

Sebastian started banging on the door in a hope to annoy Hunter so much that he would open the door and let him in.

"Fuck off, Sebastian!"

"Let me in!"

Hunter sighed and opened the door slowly, shooting the annoying roomie an icy stare.

"Thank you, Hunter."

"I wish you were dead," Hunter spat with a tone of sarcasm but still a touch of annoyance.

"It happened again, didn't it?"

Hunter tilted his head towards the floor, making him look like a sad puppy.

"Yes. Now leave."

"Not yet. We have to talk about it."

"Fine."

So that's the first chapter done :) I really like it so far and hope to continue it if it gets positive reviews, so let me know if you like it!

Next Chapter: Hunter tells Sebastian what happened with the girl, but Sebastian already knows what it was… because it's happened before.