Darius Matthews' Studio: Chariots of Cars

by JoeyHensonInteractiveMedia

Darius Matthews' presents a parody of Chariots of Fur from Monsterpiece Theater which was starring Alistair Cookie who presented an old bean named Grover and an old chap named Herry Monster, and also a parody of Chariots of Fire, it's Chariots of Cars. Written by Joseph Brendan Garcia, and presented by Darius Alan Matthews from DariusMan143's studio.

{The intro starts with Darius Matthews' studio from 2015}

Dariusman143 (a.k.a Darius Matthews): {clears throat} Hello there, and welcome to Darius Matthews' studio. My name is Darius. Today, we're going to see the thrilling and funny story of two Muppet friends who raced down on the race track, helping the other to be the best that he can be. Written by Joseph Brendan Garcia. As the story begins, the race is about to start. And now, let's watch Chariots of Cars.

{Our story begins as Bert is stretching and Ernie is looking at Bert, who is stretching.}

Ernie: Okay, Bert, old bean. We're going to ride to the end of the race track.

Bert: Oh, well, um, I do not think I want to do that, Ernie, old chap. {continues stretching}

Ernie: Well, of course, you do, Bert, old bean. Because when you get there, you're going to get something dynamic.

Bert: {stops stretching} Really, Ernie, old chap? What is that?

Ernie: Oh, you'll have to wait till we get there before you find out, Bert, old bean. But anyway, racing a car is like racing in NASCAR, and it's fun, and it features the finish line.

Bert: Well, then let us begin, Ernie, old chap. {now they start their cars} On your mark, old chap, get set, old chap, start your engine! {Ernie and Bert look at each other in their cars} Old chap. {The two riders start driving on the race track}

Ernie: Great, huh, Bert?

Bert: Yeah.

Ernie: Don't push the gas too much.

Bert: Yeah, sure.

{Ernie and Bert continue to drive their cars while staying on the race track. Bert was not looking at the race track, instead, he was looking at Ernie, which made him stop his car. Ernie turned his head, to see that Bert was not driving anymore. Ernie drove back to Bert's car while telling Bert to keep driving.}

Joseph Brendan Garcia: {singing} Side by side, while on their racecars...

Ernie's rival is sure to get there far...

While keeping up with his friend, their cars will reach the end, racers ride your chariots of cars...

Your chariots of cars.

Your chariots of cars...

{Finally, their cars reached the finish line.}

Bert: Finally, we did it! We made it to the end of the finish line! And I could not have done it without you, Ernie, old chap.

Ernie: My pleasure, Bert, old bean.

Bert: Now what am I going to get now that I made it to the end of the beach, Ernie, old chap?

Ernie: Bert, old bean, you get...{points to the other way}...to ride the other way to the race track. {races the other way to the race track}

{Bert gets tired of racing with Ernie and starts falling asleep as the story ends with a fade out, fading back to DariusMan143's Studio where Darius Matthews is still sitting on his chair.}

DariusMan143: And so ends our friendship between an old chap and an old bean. Thank you for watching. It's Darius Matthews for DariusMan143's Studio. {packs up his bags and takes the rest of the day off as the scene fades ends with the words "Darius Matthews' Studio".}