"I can;t believe it!"

Arthur (England) huffed, stomping back and forth in the room.

"All your stupid plans - you can do them but the only reasonable thing I propose to do good to your people - YOU SCREW UP!''

"But Iggy~ How would I know the President was going to cancel the sea clearing project at the last minute?" Alfred (America) whined.

"It's because you din't DISCUSS it with him!" Arthur blew up.

"I'm sorry, Iggy"

Alfred came close to the Englishman and hugged him tight. Arthur turned beet red and tried pushing the blonde away.

"First of all, you CAN BE a fool. And second: Don't call me IGGY you Bloody Git!"

"Why not? We are alone."

"Because you will get a habit and…" He turned his head away to hide his blushing face, "I'd prefer to be called by my name, when we are alone."

"Arthie…"

Well thats at least better.

America placed himself on top of England on the sofa and kissed him innocently. In a few seconds he pressed his kiss deeper in making it more passionate.

Then he went lower and sucked on England's neck, biting the gentle flesh.

"Al,"

"Hmm?"

"Ah, nothing."

"Whats wrong Arthie?" Alfred stopped and looked up.

"It's just, I'm older so, Why am I ALWAYS at the bottom?!"

"Oh! So you want to ride me today?" Alfred beamed with his bright , goofy smile. Arthur mentally face-palmed himself. How could Alfred be so oblivious?

"Iggy was never so bold and eager in sex!" He continued, "Alright!" He scooted beside Arthur and made him sit on his lap.

"What are you doing?!" England got pissed off at how the blue eyed one jumped to conclusions and made decisions all by himself.

Arthur got off Al's lap.

"Iggy?" America cocked his head to one side.

"Iggy? Iggy? Iggy? Pirate honey? Iggy? Arthur?"

It's like he does this on purpose. No, he has to be completely a bloody moron to act like this while asking for sex.

"Iggy!" Alfred groped Arthur's ass.

"DON'T CALL ME IGGY!"

England kicks America and stomps out of the room.

…..

…." BUT IGGY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! " America runs after the hot blooded nation.

Soooo? How was this? My first Hetalia AND T rated AND first posted fanfiction!

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