A/n: I am on a quest to turn the fandom around. You could call it a non-profit protest. DOWN WITH CLICHÉ PLOTS! I think I'll call it Eragon Peace. Ha-ha, get it? Feel free to join the protest. Write something original, or write a protest against Mary Sues, Gary Stues, and cliché plots. Yes, seriously, let's make the Eragon fandom a better place!
Disclaimer: Don't own Eragon and I don't own "Put a Little Love in Your Heart," which is the tune sung to this parody.
Put a Little Originality in your Work
Think of your dear readers
Who've read something similar
Give them something new
Oh, put a little originality in your fic
You see book three is getting boring
Don't you hear us snoring
Give us something stimulating
Put a little originality in your work
And the fandom will be a better place
No more Murtagh/OC
Put a little originality in your fic
Get rid of poor slave child
And all the Earth girl geeks
You just wait and see
The fandom will be an interesting place
For you and for me
Put a little originality in your work
Another fic goes by
And still the readers cry
Put a little originality in your fic
I promise, all you tweens
Your fic will be a better read
If you want the world to know
We won't let the Sue-dom grow
Put a little originality in your work
Take a look around
And if you're looking down
'Cause there's nothing good around
Put a little originality in your fic
What about Vroengard
And Katrina's childhood
How 'bout writing something on
The dear Menoa Tree
These are all things that I've yet to see
So put a little originality in your fic
And the fandom will be a stimulating place
I hope you'll decide
Creativity will be your guide
Toss the OC's aside
Put a little originality in your work
Put a little creativity in your fic
And the fandom will be a better place
Don't let our brains turn to mush
Conduct some research
Put a lot o' elbow grease into your story
And the reviewers shall bathe you in glory
Yeah!
Put a little originality in your work
Put a little creativity in your fic
Put a little novelty in your words
Put a little imagination in your story
Put a little vision in –
Put a little originality in your work!
A/n: JOIN ERAGON PEACE!