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Washu's Mad Scientist Helpline
"Guys, what do you think about me starting my own helpline?" Washu asked everyone one day.
"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Ryoko told her, "What's the point?"
"To help my fellow mad scientists in their work!" Washu said proudly, "After all, I AM the greatest scientific mind in the whole unverse!" she bragged.
"Miss Washu, don't you think that could be, well, a bit, DANGEROUS?" Tenchi asked.
"Nonsense, Tenchi! I won't help anyone whose goal is to completely take control of the universe or Earth," Washu assured him.
"Well, in that case, I don't really care as long as you don't blow up the house while you're doing this," Tenchi said, still slightly worried. After all, this IS Washu we're talking about here.
Washu got busy in her lab making a hotline (With a video screen, of course) so she could help mad scientists throughout the universe. "Now, time to advertise, starting with Tokyo, there's bound to someone there who'll call me!" Washu said.
Three months later.....
RIIIIING! RIIIING! RIIING! Washu picked up the phone. "Washu's Mad Scientist Helpline, what can I do for you?"
"Yes, could you help me? I need to make my heart snatchers stronger, they keep being destroyed by those Sailor Senshi...." said a deep male voice.
"Hmm, how are you creating these heart snatchers? That may be your problem... Lemme get you on screen..." Washu flicked on the video phone and saw a man whose face was hidden in shadow, but she could definately tell he had glasses. "Yes, now, tell me how to make a heart snatcher and tell me if I'm doing something wrong," she told the man.
It only took ten minutes for a heart snatcher to be completed. "Now, who to test it on... I KNOW!!! Hold on a minute, please, Mr., ummm, what was your name? I'm afraid I didn't catch it."
"Call me Dr. Tomoe, please, Miss Washu."
"And you're free to call me Lil' Washu!!"
Dr. Tomoe sweatdropped. "Yes, er, Little Washu..."
"Just a second, you said you need a PURE heart? Well, there goes my dreams of getting rid of Ryoko, and Ayeka doesn't exactly have a pure heart either....."
"I have trouble locating pure hearts as well, don't think that isn't a problem with me," Dr. Tomoe told Washu.
"Kiyone, nahh, Sasami, NO! She's our cook! Tenchi, I couldn't do that to him... Nobiyuki, IMPOSSIBLE! Mihoshi....... I've got our target, Dr, Tomoe! Just a second now, MIHOSHI!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE GALAXY POLICE BUTT DOWN HERE!!!" Washu yelled.
"What is it, Miss Washu?" Mihoshi asked, then screamed when she saw the heart snatcher. She took out her gun and blasted at it, missing, of course. Washu thought this to be a good time to test the heart snatcher's strength against her own. Washu easily won. Mihoshi fainted.
"Dr. Tomoe, I'm sorry, but I can't really think of a way to help you with this, sorry," Washu said.
"That's alright, I didn't figure there really was a way to help with this. I'll just have to work on the problem myself."
"Ok, thank you for calling, buh, bye now!" After Dr. Tomoe hung up, Washu thought, /I think I'll just give up on this idea, the first caller was too wierd for my tastes./
End
You like? I hope so. Send all comments to chibiwashu_19@hotmail.com. Please don't send flames, cause if you do, then you praise another one of my fics, I won't answer you when you praise my work. Ja na, minna.
Washu's Mad Scientist Helpline
"Guys, what do you think about me starting my own helpline?" Washu asked everyone one day.
"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Ryoko told her, "What's the point?"
"To help my fellow mad scientists in their work!" Washu said proudly, "After all, I AM the greatest scientific mind in the whole unverse!" she bragged.
"Miss Washu, don't you think that could be, well, a bit, DANGEROUS?" Tenchi asked.
"Nonsense, Tenchi! I won't help anyone whose goal is to completely take control of the universe or Earth," Washu assured him.
"Well, in that case, I don't really care as long as you don't blow up the house while you're doing this," Tenchi said, still slightly worried. After all, this IS Washu we're talking about here.
Washu got busy in her lab making a hotline (With a video screen, of course) so she could help mad scientists throughout the universe. "Now, time to advertise, starting with Tokyo, there's bound to someone there who'll call me!" Washu said.
Three months later.....
RIIIIING! RIIIING! RIIING! Washu picked up the phone. "Washu's Mad Scientist Helpline, what can I do for you?"
"Yes, could you help me? I need to make my heart snatchers stronger, they keep being destroyed by those Sailor Senshi...." said a deep male voice.
"Hmm, how are you creating these heart snatchers? That may be your problem... Lemme get you on screen..." Washu flicked on the video phone and saw a man whose face was hidden in shadow, but she could definately tell he had glasses. "Yes, now, tell me how to make a heart snatcher and tell me if I'm doing something wrong," she told the man.
It only took ten minutes for a heart snatcher to be completed. "Now, who to test it on... I KNOW!!! Hold on a minute, please, Mr., ummm, what was your name? I'm afraid I didn't catch it."
"Call me Dr. Tomoe, please, Miss Washu."
"And you're free to call me Lil' Washu!!"
Dr. Tomoe sweatdropped. "Yes, er, Little Washu..."
"Just a second, you said you need a PURE heart? Well, there goes my dreams of getting rid of Ryoko, and Ayeka doesn't exactly have a pure heart either....."
"I have trouble locating pure hearts as well, don't think that isn't a problem with me," Dr. Tomoe told Washu.
"Kiyone, nahh, Sasami, NO! She's our cook! Tenchi, I couldn't do that to him... Nobiyuki, IMPOSSIBLE! Mihoshi....... I've got our target, Dr, Tomoe! Just a second now, MIHOSHI!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE GALAXY POLICE BUTT DOWN HERE!!!" Washu yelled.
"What is it, Miss Washu?" Mihoshi asked, then screamed when she saw the heart snatcher. She took out her gun and blasted at it, missing, of course. Washu thought this to be a good time to test the heart snatcher's strength against her own. Washu easily won. Mihoshi fainted.
"Dr. Tomoe, I'm sorry, but I can't really think of a way to help you with this, sorry," Washu said.
"That's alright, I didn't figure there really was a way to help with this. I'll just have to work on the problem myself."
"Ok, thank you for calling, buh, bye now!" After Dr. Tomoe hung up, Washu thought, /I think I'll just give up on this idea, the first caller was too wierd for my tastes./
End
You like? I hope so. Send all comments to chibiwashu_19@hotmail.com. Please don't send flames, cause if you do, then you praise another one of my fics, I won't answer you when you praise my work. Ja na, minna.