~A day at the park~
Once upon a time Law decided to drag Kid's ass out of his garage and have a nice picnic at the local park but will it really go so smoothly as planned.
Currently the both of them just passed the gates of the park and are walking down a wide cement tiled road leading straight into the depths of the park.
Kid: ''Remind me again, why are we doing this?'' asked Kid in an annoyed tone, all the while boring holes into the sides of Law's scull just to make it clear that he was in no way happy to be suddenly dragged out like this. 'Damn, that Trafalgar, he even had the guts to wake me up from my afternoon nap.'
Law: ''Because, Eustass-ya, you spend WAY too much time in that stuffy garage of yours. Just look at yourself, you're starting to resemble a corpse with each passing day, so in order to brighten up the color in your cheeks, we're here to spend so quality time under the warm rays of the sun.'' Said Law matter of factly while looking straight ahead and pretending as if he didn't notice the constant glares sent his way.
Kid: ''My garage is not stuffy and I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A CORPSE!'' Kid yelled slowly losing his patience with this man. 'Dammit, how can anyone be so goddamn vexing? It's like God took everything that annoys me and stuffed it into one person!' While too busy with his own rambling inside his head it went unnoticed to him that his yelling had attracted the attention of the surrounding people. One mother in particular drew her young son closer to her worried that the fearsome looking man just might start a fight in the middle of the pathway.
Law: ''Whatever you say, Mister Eustass, but do keep in mind that we're currently in a public place so could you keep it down? You're scaring everyone. It's already bothersome that you naturally freak people out with that scary face of yours. There's no need to add to it with your yelling.'' Said Law with his usual calm and indifferent tone.
Kid: ''What's wrong with my face? And what do you care if everyone's scared? Last time i checked, you enjoy such situations.'' Kid growled out but now in a much quieter voice.
Law: ''Answer to Question Nr.1: It's scary! Especially if you start smiling. Weren't you listening to me the first time i said that? And Answer to question Nr.2: I truly do enjoy it but i do not wish to be arrested for public indecency along with you. It's still noon after all. We can leave that type of fun for later. Although i would rather not have tonight's dinner behind bars.''
Kid: ''Public indecency? What the hell? How's a little yelling public indecency? And to even get arrested? It's not like i'm strangling someone in the middle of the road.'' Kid looked thoughtful for a moment before dropping the subject altogether. ''Ugh! Let's just get this picnic over with already.''
They continued walking in silence until Kid decided to ask a question that's been lingering on his mind. ''Hey, what do you even do for a picnic anyway?''
Law: ''Well according to this one TV show i saw this morning, you basically just sit on the grass and eat. That shouldn't be too hard for you to do, right, Eustass-ya?'' The last part was said in more of a demeaning manner.
Kid: ''In other words, you don't know!'' said Kid ignoring the obvious insult. ''Besides if eating is all you wanted to do then couldn't you have just said so from the beginning. We could have stayed home and ate.'' (Authors note: In this part of the story they live together as roommates!)
Law: ''It's not about the food, Eustass-ya. Do you really want me to go over the reasons again?''
Kid: ''I'll pass.''
After some more walking...
Kid: ''ARE WE THERE YET? Seriously, how long are we gonna keep walking? Just how friggin' huge is this fucking park? It sure as hell didn't look so big from the outside. This is ridiculous! I'm going home!''
Law: ''Calm down, Eustass-ya. We're here!''
Kid: ''Ya' sure about that? 'Cause all i see is tree, tree, oh and grass.''
Law: ''Well this is a park after all. It would be strange if there weren't any trees or grass around. And i thought i already mentioned that we're supposed to eat on the grass.''
Kid: ''As long as you don't make eat the grass itself...'' said Kid absentmindedly mumbling to himself but Law still managed to hear that.
Law: ''Is that an offer, Eustass-ya?''
Kid: ''Just shut up and give me the food! And stop constantly repeating my name! It's not like i have the brains of a goldfish!''
Law: ''Goldfish actually have a memory-span of at least three that would give plenty of time to remember ones name.''
Kid: ''Not bad for fish but hand me my food already!''
Law: ''Patience!'' Kid just growled in response. ''First i need to outspread the picnic blanket.'' And with that said Law began to gently spread the blanket on the ground and placed the picnic basket on it's right side opening it to reveal a whole stack of finely made dishes and other exquisite food.
Kid: ''You sure came prepared.''
Law: ''Impresed?''
Kid: ''More like wondering when did you make all of this and since when do we even HAVE a picnic basket and a blanket like that.''
Law: ''Wouldn't you like to know!'' A sly smile evident on his lips.
Kid: ''As a matter of fact, yes, i would like to know. Now tell me!''
Law (in a serious tone and with a straight face): ''I killed our neibghor with a shovel and took her basket from her this very morning when she decided to go on picnic herself. I thought it would be such a waste to let that boring woman have that kind of fun.''
Kid: ''You mean you killed the one living in 2-B?''
Law: ''No, i killed the one living in 4-C.''
Kid: ''Oooooh! Yeah, she was boring, wasn't she? so what did you do with the corpse?''
Law: ''Nothing!''
Kid: ''Wait? What?''
Cliffhanger!