Surety is something so very precious in this world. We exist in shades of gray, the in-between, the alternate.
Of one thing, I am absolutely certain.
Bella Swan must die.
And using the power of my mighty pen, I will kill her.
As many different ways I can think of.
For my imagination is not kind. In fact, you could say it is cruel, unusual, and sickeningly creative. But I will be the voice of every disillusioned Twihard on the planet: I will speak FOR that deep, dark part of their hearts that recognizes Bella Swan as the personality-less, drab succubus that she is.
And if I can kill Edward too, well, all the sweeter.
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Did I mention I would be wearing a gleeful smile?
Okay, now that I've thoroughly pissed off some preteen schoolgirl to the point of hate-spamming and tearing through a carton of Ben and Jerry's (well-seasoned with the tears of her ruined fantasy), allow me to explain how this will work:
I have two words for you...CHARACTER DEATH. It will be in ALL the proceeding chapters.
And here's the most fun part: I take suggestions. Review and leave a method of execution, murder, or termination. I'll pick the best ones and write about them.
Oh, and if you can't take me fake-killing your fake-heroine/obsession/object of vicariism, get over it. I will not respond to hate mail.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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Alright, let's get started...