Drake and Josh/Zoey 101: Even More New Family?
Chapter One: Meet the Nichols and the Parkers
10 YEARS AGO.
"YO BOOBS!" Megan Parker, the youngest sibling, yelled up to her brothers. "Megan, I do not appreciate it when you call me 'boob'" Josh Nichols stated. "Sorry. Mr. Boob." Megan said, rolling her eyes. "Megan, until you call me by my proper name, I will not help you with whatever you need help with." Josh said, feeling and sounding very adult. "But I did call you by your proper name!" Megan yelled. What a boob, she thought. "Okay. Well, bye." Josh turned to walk away. "OTHER BOOB!" Megan yelled up to her real brother, Drake Parker. Drake ran down the stairs. "What?" He asked her. "I was trying to find a word that rhymes with purple for my new song." He complained. Megan rolled her eyes. "Stand right there." She pointed to a big X in the middle of the room. "Okay." Drake said, walking to the X. "Now, stand completely still." She instructed him. Then, BOOM, Megan's Pretty Pony collection blew up into fireworks, heading straight for Drake. "AHH!" Drake screamed, and stepped out of the way. The fireworks collided into the kitchen wall. "Drake! I told you to stand still!" Megan whined.
10 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
"Hey Megan. Megan, wake up. It's me, Josh. Today's the big day." Josh grinned and grimaced at the same time at the very thought of Megan getting married. Megan rolled over on her back. "10 more minutes." She said. Josh shook Megan. Hard. "AHHH!" she screamed. "Megan, it's Josh. Today you're getting married!" He grinned. "Where is Dustin?" She asked her stepbrother. "He's getting dressed. You slept in big time. And, hey, you're not supposed to see him today anyways. It's good luck not to see each other all day." Josh said. Megan rolled back on her stomach. "Megan! Get up!" Josh shook her again. Then, he picked her up and steadied her on the floor. She fell. "Ow." She mumbled as she pulled herself up. Megan yawned. "Where's Quinn? You guys have been inseparable ever since you got engaged last summer." Megan wondered aloud. "And also, why am I getting married, and I'm only 22, but you're only engaged, and your 27?"
"Enough with the questions! Just get up!" Josh was getting aggravated. Megan finally stood. "Okay, you can go get Quinn now." Megan knew her stepbrother all too well. "Yes! Thank you Megs!" Josh said, pecking her on the cheek and running out of Megan's bedroom.
Just as Megan pulled on a shirt and pants, Lola ran in, dragging Megan's brother, Drake. "Meggie!" Lola squealed, hugging her sister-in-law tightly. "Oh, I remember when me and Drake got married. Oh, that was fun." Lola said, grinning. "You… can… let… go of… me… now." Megan grimaced. "Oh. Sorry. I'm just so happy for you! And Dustin is really a cutie!" Lola winked at Megan. Megan rolled her eyes. "Um, here Lola. Since you're going to be one of my bridesmaids, take this dress and um… try it on." Megan shut her eyes tightly, hoping this would get Lola away. "I already tried it on, but, okay!" And she was gone. "Yes!" Megan screamed. Then, she turned to her brother. "Why did you have to marry her?" Megan complained. "Hey, she's better then Quinn." They both grimaced at her name. "Well, uh… are you excited?" Drake asked his little sister. "Duh I am! But sorry about marrying Dustin. I know you really liked Zoey." Drake sighed. "Yeah, but you and Dustin are perfect for each other." Drake grinned. "I know!" Megan squealed.