What's not to like?:
Chapter One:

Josie was in her room in the RRA's TARDIS with her homework spread all around her on her bed. Her girls; Carly, Cathy and Hattie were there with her, along with her first husband JJ Tyler. JJ picked up one of the various sheets of paper that made up the homework 'Autobiography of a Speaker?' he read aloud.

'THIS IS MADNESS' Josie screamed in annoyance.

'All right calm down' Carly told her. 'Deep breaths, calm'

'Carls, she isn't pregnant' Cathy said, causing Hattie to laugh.

'Well you try getting her to do her homework then' Carly sulked and Cathy took over.

'Ok, Josie, do it one question at a time' suggested Cathy 'First it says "Where wer--"-'

She was cut off by the sudden blast of 'HERE WE GO EVERYBODY. OH YEAH, COME ON: YOU GET THE LIMO OUT FRONT'

RRA

In one of the TARDIS's many living rooms Mira had just put on Hannah Montana's first ever song at full blast, and ignoring the evil glares from Zara, was singing along to it. "Hottest style, every shoe, every colour"

'Mira turn it off! Right now' Zara fumed.

Mira simply smiled innocently and continued singing "You get the beeest of both worlds"

'MIRA ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?' Zara shouted to be heard over the music.

Mira shook her head "Chill it out take it slow, then you ROCK OUT THE SHOW, you get the best of both worlds"

'Mira Louise I swear I will destroy your iPod if you do not turn it off' Zara threatened.

Mira responded only by sitting protectively infront of where her iPod was situated. The song finished and another start: I've Got Nerve. Mira continued singing like she had been, ignoring Zara's glares, and avoiding Zara's attempts to get the iPod.

RRA

Voldy was with two of her husbands - Alex and Jase - in her experiments room. A room that anyone with any sort of sense would never enter, but also a room many people had been forced against their will to enter and be experimented on. At this point Voldy was attempting to find a way to make a potion that would give her selective hearing - so that she wouldn't have to listen to "I know where I stand, I know who I am, I will never run away when life get bad" or any of the other Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus rubbish Mira and Josie insisted on listening to.

She wasn't getting very far, and the music was driving her mad, so she left her experiments room, and marched to the living room the music was coming from.

'Miraaaaa! Why must you torture us?' she asked pleadingly.

Mira looked up at her innocently 'I don't know what you are talking about. Torture?'

'Oh don't play the innocent act with me, girl, Hannah Freaking Montana is the bigge--'

'HANNAH MONTANA!' Josie screamed, bounding into the room. She changed the song to her and Mira's song 'True Friend' and pulled Mira to her feet.

'We sign out cards and letters B-F-F, you've got a million ways to make me laugh. You looking out for me, you've got my back, it's so good to have to around. You know the secrets I could never--' Mira and Josie continued singing while dancing madly, dispite the fact that by this point Zara had turned the music off. 'tell, and when I'm quiet you break through my sheeeell' they broke off, realising Hannah's voice wasn't singing along with them. They turned to Voldy and Zara 'turn it back on'

'I cannot believe the girl who brought together the RRA, world domination, torturios, revengeful teeangers, has such rubbish taste in music' Zara complained.

'Hannah Montana is not rubbish' replied Mira. 'She's great'

'She's annoying' Voldy put it.

'Her music is catchy' said Josie.

'So is the flu' said Zara.

'She has meaningful lyrics' Mira added, 'I mean, just listen to...'

'NO!' Voldy and Zara shouted. Voldy continued 'She can not sing'

'She's a great singer' Josie disagreed.

'She doesn't even write it herself' added Zara.

'Actually Miley does a lot' said Mira.

'She sings about serious things that effecta lot of teenagers' Josie said.

'She's only famous because her Dad is Billy Ray' said Zara.

'NOT TRUE!' Mira and Josie shouted.

'We should visit her' Josie said bouncing up and down'

Mira bounced with her 'That's a fantastic idea!'

Zara and Voldy looked horrified. 'That's a terrible idea' said Zara.

'We're going to Malibu, we're going to Malibu' Mira and Josie said in a sing-song vouce.

'We are not!' Voldy and Zara insisted.

The four girls looked at each other, then all rushed to get to the control room.

'Not so fast' L.C. said authoritively, once they reached the controls. Instantly the four of them halted. Josie steppd forward.

'It's all right, Stephie' she said in as innocent a voice as she could manage 'I'm just taking us to Malibu'

'NO!' Voldy and Zara shouted.

'I'm just taking us anywhere BUT Malibu' Voldy said, reaching for the controls.

'Only over 16s in control of the TARDIS, that's what Stephie said' Josie reminded them. 'And I am over 16, and neither of you are'

'I'm 16 in a couple of days' Voldy moaned.

'Still under 16' L.C said. 'What's in Malibu anyway?'

'Hannah Montana' Josie and Mira told her

'Which is exactly why we're going anywhere else' said Voldy.

Mira rolled her eyes and L.C said 'What exactly do you have against her? I mean, yeah she can be obsessive and there's too much hype, but she's all right'

'ALL RIGHT?' Mira, Zara and Voldy shrieked in the same horrified tone. Then all three started ranting about how Hannah Montana wasn't 'all right' she was great/terrible, meaningful/annoying, and no one noticed that Josie wasn't joining it.

She was busy setting the co-ordinates of the TARDIS 'MALIBU!!!!!!!' She shouted, pulling a lever and starting the TARDIS into motion. Josie could only smile at Zara and Voldy's glares and hi-five Mira.

RRA

'DO THE ICE CREAM FREEZE! STRIKE YOUR POSE! THEN YOU DO THE MILKSHAKE, SHAKE IT SHAKE IT DOWN LOW!'

Voldy and Zara ran to get as far as possible away from the music. The TARDIS may've had unlimited space but getting away from blasting music without getting lost wasn't easy. Once they got somewhere they recognised where the music just sounded like a distant whisper they sat down and started planning.

They were deep into their plans when Mira's voice announced through a mega speaked 'WE'RE HERE'

TBC

A/N: So I wanted to write a Hannah Montana story, and had no ideas... so using RRA peoples seemed a good idea -hides from Zara and Voldy-