Survival rates
Summary:
Did you ever notice that marines always have a low rate of survival, reason # 1.
Disclaimer:
I dont own halo, if I did I wouldn´t write here, would I?
Reason # 1, Gun Control:
A Marine was expecting to have to fight soon, his squad was ambushed on the way to the extraction point, and he had lost all of his weapons during the ambush, while trying to escape the alien squad.
The marine didn´t know where to go, since he arrived late to the extraction point.
So there he was, sitting on a rock thinking on a way to call for help, he was interrupted from his thoughts when he heard an elite battle cry.
The marine quickly sat up and ran away, the elite was chasing him.
The marine saw a human body and a pistol, he quickly turned his head around and found out that the elite was unarmed, so he ran faster, grabbed the pitol, took off the safety, pointed at the alien, squuezed the trigger and...
*click* the end of the barrel lit a little flame for lighting cigs.
"Son of a-" the marine said before being knocked out cold.
When the marine woke up he eventually found a base, where the doctors diagnosticated him with ass cancer...
Author:
So... well, made in 5 minutes.
R&R please
Sneak peek on reason # 2:
And then she thought her commander might be retarded.
Goodbye