Hey you lovely readers. This is a collaboration between me and my friend PHENOMENIA-SHIRO. This will be a series of one-shots and as the title suggest it will be about Kurt Hummel and his surprising talents.
We have quite a few ideas, but if there is something you really want Kurt to do send a PM to either one of us or review.
This one-shot here is set after Regionals, and while Sebastian is laying of Blaine, he and Kurt are not best friends.
Hope you will enjoy.
Aim. Fire! What the…
"Mr Schuester?" A group of uniform clad boys was standing by the door to the choir room, a tall browned hair boy in the front.
"Yes! Sebastian, right?" The teacher asked, stretching out his hand. "That's right. Me and the rest of the Warblers are here to invite the New Directions to a friendly event on the grounds of Dalton. A way for us to make stronger bonds between us. I mean, you have two Warblers in your own group, so I'm it would be nice for them to see some other familiar faces." At this looked to Kurt and Blaine, both were smiling (at the moment, at least).
The rest of the group look at each other before Mike started speaking. "And what is our plan for the event? What are we supposed to do?" The others nodded, signalling they wondered as well. "The idea is that we will have some games, just for fun of course. And it will be food. The activities are bow and arrow, dart throwing, obstacle course, some light football and we have a lot of equipment in case we want to something else."
There was a litter murmur in the room before everybody nodded. "Sounds like fun." Santana said. Kurt looked at Sebastian a second before speaking. "And when will this gathering take place?" He asked. "This Saturday, be there around 11."
Mr Schue told them the New Directions would be there, and just before the Warblers where about to go, Sebastian smirked at Kurt. "Don't worry Kurt, I am sure we can find some tiaras to play with, or something." Many of the jaw in the room dropped, or brows were furrowed, but Kurt just smiled at Sebastian. That creepy smile that always made a shiver go down Blain's spine, and not in a good way. "Don't you tire yourself with that Sebastian that little brain of yours cannot focus on too much at once." Sebastian's eyes narrowed, other bit their lip to hide a smile. "Besides" Kurt said, "I am busy that day. My father needs help in the garage."
It looked like Sebastian wanted to answer, but one of the other blue clad boys took his arm and they all bid their goodbyes.
"I wish you could come with us." Blaine said after glee club was finished. Kurt smiled at him and gave him a light kiss on the mouth; they were already in the car. "I know, baby. But I promised my dad that I would help him. Besides, I will see you that evening."
Blaine pouted and turned his head to look out the window as Kurt started the car. Therefore he missed the mischievous smile forming on his boyfriend's lips.
Saturday – 11 o'clock, Dalton grounds
The New Directions, minus Kurt, stood shocked and looked around them. The area was big with a diverse obstacle course, a field for bow and arrow; this could also be used to some friendly football or other games they wanted to try and there were thick green trees closing everything in from the outside world.
The private school boys, for ones out of their uniform, came up to the group and greeted them. "Hey, guys!" Nick said, dragging Jeff with him to greet Blaine. "So loverboy didn't come after all?" Jeff said with a sigh, he had been looking forward to see Kurt again. "Sadly I wasn't able to convince him, he just told me he had to be in the garage today. Something about an old beauty with a horrible engine problem, I think." Nick and Jeff looked a little taken back by Blaine's statement. "Garage? Old beauty? Engine problem? Something tells me we don't know as much about our little Kurtie as we thought we did." A little smirk made its way to Jeff's face. "Well then, we will have to give our pale friend a visit to his workplace soon." Blaine's eyes opened wide and he shook his head. "No! No way guys, Kurt is going to freak if you see him while he works." The other boys laughed and they started to small talk.
After a few more minutes of chatting Sebastian called to group and said that they would start some of the games. "Okay guys, what do you want to start with? Football, darts, bow-and-arrow or something else?" Both clubs looked at each other before agreeing that they should start with the bows. None of them had much experience in it, so it would be fun to see the different techniques. Trent was the only one who knew anything, and the only thing he knew was that you had to anchor you hand before shooting.
So each member picked up a bow and a couple of arrows and formed somewhat of a line to wait for their turn. There were 8 targets so they didn't have to wait for long, and it was hilarious! Puck, Mike, Brittany and Sebastian were the ones that had the best shots, but they barley hit the second ring of the target. Some other guys, like Finn and Jeff just managed to shoot the arrow a few feet in front of them, while others didn't even make it fly and just stood watching while the arrows slid of the bow and hit the ground. While everybody was in fits of laughter and talking animatedly to each other about their team mates ways of holding the bow, they did not notice the first arrow whistle through the air before it hit the target farthest to the left, right in the middle. Everybody stood still, looking around for the shooter, but saw no one with the bow raised enough to recently have shot. "Dude, who shot that? That's like right in the middle, yo!" Artie spoke up. A collective murmur of not me spread through the field, and then the second arrow came flying out of nowhere. It ended right in the middle of the one the second one to the left. This kept happening until only the target farthest to the right was left. Once again the arrow hit dead centre, but before they could start clapping for the mystery shooter a new arrow flew through the air and split the other one in half, hitting at the exact same spot. "Man!" Puck shouted. "Seriously you guys! Stop messing around. Which dude shot those arrows?"
Everybody was too occupied by looking at targets to notice the lean body that swung itself down from the tree that was parallel to the left target. The same body slowly, but gracefully, moved over to the group and ended up just behind Nick, Jeff and double Chang. "What are you all staring at?" Asked a soft, light voice from behind them. "Not now gay face." Sebastian bit out. "No, we are trying to find out who's a total ninja with the bow." Santana said. "Oh well then," the newcomer said, humour evident in the voice. "Do not let me stop you."
It was a screeched form another arrow that hit the third right target, and everyone turned around. The sight that met them surprised them all. "Kurt!?" Blaine almost shouted moving towards his boyfriend. "What are you doing here, weren't you supposed to help you father in the garage today?"
Kurt was just about to answer when he was cut of my Brittany. "Dolphin, why are you holding a bow? Is it magical just like you?" The group looked at the girl for a second before turning their heads towards Kurt, and sure enough there he stood, bow in hand and a holder for arrows across his back. "I just couldn't miss this, so I woke up early this morning to finish the car. And the bow is so I can join you games, but sadly it's not magical, Britt." The blonde smiled and gave Kurt a long hug, followed by the rest of the ND girls. "I must say Porcelain, didn't know you could use such things." Santana smirked.
"Well Satan, you learn something new every day." Then the boy with the aqua eyes turned towards his boyfriend, who stood there with his mouth hanging open (as did the rest of the guys present). "Babe, close your mouth, you don't want any flies getting in." This seemed to wake the smaller boy and he rushed towards his boyfriend, crushing their lips together. "While I didn't see you shoot, but that was totally HOT!" Blaine moved in for another kiss, but the annoying voice of the new lead Warbler stopped him.
"How do we know that gayface over here was the one shooting the arrows?" Kurt raised one of his perfectly shaped eyebrows, a certain sign he was not impressed. "My bow, arrows and the fact that the rest of you sucked, no offense guys." Sebastian narrowed his eyes. "Well then why don't you show us how to do it?" Sebastian smirk grew, as if he was sure that Kurt wouldn't hit the target.
Kurt only sighed and stepped away from the group and lining up with the middle target. He held the bow with his left hand and drew and arrow with his right. Then he readied the bow and aimed in the middle of the target, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath. After a second he opened his eyes and as he exhaled he let go of the string and the arrow flew towards its target.
Once again it managed to split the arrow already there. The clubs, minus Sebastian, started to clap. "That was awesome!" Shouted Jeff and Nick as they threw themselves at their friend. "Can you do it again Kurtie? Can you, can you?!" Nick asked, before Jeff took over. "Can you teach us how to do it? Or is there anything else here your rock at as well?" Kurt laughed before prying the Trouble Twins of him.
He turned and smirked when he saw Sebastian's face, his mouth where agape and his eyes wide. Clearly he had not expected Kurt to be able to hit the target. "Is that proof enough for you Sebastian, our do you wish me to demonstrate once more?" He laughed and made his way towards the eating area where he put the bow and arrow holder down.
"How did you do that, man?" Mike asked, dragging Tina with him as they came over. "Yeah, Kurt. I didn't know you could use a bow." Tina said. "I bet boytoy over here already knew" stated one of the Warblers looking to Blaine as the curly haired boy sat down next to his boyfriend, taking his hand. Blaine just shook his head with a small chuckle. "I had no idea, what so ever!" He said and turned towards Kurt with a raised brow.
Kurt just smirked before standing up once more and making his way towards the football field. "Well, I guess you don't know Kurt Hummel as well as you thought you did."
So…. Tell us what you think of this. Hope you liked it.
The next shot is already half written so it will hopefully be up soon for you entertainment (see what I did there?;))
Reviews feed the muse, until next time.
