Independence Day: Fully Loaded
A Street Fighter/Resident Evil Crossover Fanfiction
By The Headcrook and Christie Redfield
Legal BS Disclaimer: All Characters (Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Onimusha.) are the property of Capcom Entertainment, while the characters and events from Independence Day are the property of Twentieth Century Fox.
This work is a DRAMATIC PARODY, so keep flames to a minimum!
Prologue: The Gathering
Location: Dante's...er make that Dante's and Trish's establishment Devil Never Cry
A large number of the Capcom characters are gathered inside "Devil Never Cry" formerly "Devil May Cry" awaiting the arrival of the authors of the fanfic. Most of the characters are obviously some of Capcom's finest.
Or in this case drunk or impatient. ; save for Bison and Guile who are currently arm wrestling while Akuma and Ryu are busy sparring.
"When are they coming? I've got shooting competition to attend sometime later this week." Chris Redfield mused to himself. That remark made his girlfriend Jill Valentine slap him upside the head.
"OW! Jill!"
"Just be patient they'll be here."
"They better, you think flyboy over there has problems try dealing with one of our workloads." Dante comments as he polishes his treasured Sparda sword.
Trish holds her head in her hands. "Sometimes I wonder why even tried working with that idiot Mundus in the
first place." The sound of a car screeching to a halt silenced Trish.
Then the Nemesis' Theme music began to play, putting the S.T.A.R.S. (especially Wesker) on nerve's edge. Heavy foorsteps echo to the front door. The door opened, and the Head of the Crooked Party stepped inside, carrying two gym bags full of equipment and props for the fanfic. We that underneath his red shirt and black denim pants that he is wearing the Nemesis' trenchcoat, hence the music.
"Hey guys sorry I'm late." He drops his bags of equipment to the ground a smug smile on his face.
"Damn it!" Carlos Oliveira yelled. You almost gave me and Jill a heart attack!"
"Sorry."
"Where's Christie?" Cammy White asks.
Guile looks up. "You mean she's not here yet?" Bison uses this opportunity to win his arm wrestling match with the colonel who proceeds to beat the crap out of him.
Chris stands up as he stretches. "She'll be here, she always keeps her word."
"WWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chris then quickly dives out the way as a Harley Davidson comes flying through the front doors nearly
running over him and some bystanders in the process. The biker on the back steps off removing her helmet revealing it to be Christie Redfield who is currently dressed in jeans, sneakers, and a long sleeved shirt and a leather bomber jacket.
"I'm here! Sorry what took me so long! I was caught up with some work."
"You don't know how to drive a motorcycle who drove you?" Off Rebecca's remark the driver removes their helmet revealing it to be.
"Claire!!"
"Chris! You ruined my dramatic moment!"
Chris sweatdrops. "Sorry Christie but she nearly ran me over! And for that I may actually ground her for it."
"Hey I'm 19 you can't ground me!"
"As long we have to live together you live by my rules!" Chris leans over to Jill. "Remind to move in with you chance given."
Jill nods.
"But I didn't assign her to the cast. Why's she here?"
"Easy H.C. Christie needed a ride and I provided it. Oh sorry about the door Dante." Claire remarks stepping off the bike.
"More like got to see life flash before my eyes, she drives like a bat outta Hell. Next time I'm taking my car." Christie replies as she takes a seat.
"Lets get down to business." Off Headcrook's remark the crew takes a seat while Christie hands out a cast sheet to each of the characters.
"Each of you have been given roles assigned by me along with some help from Christie."
Christie takes a seat. "So hopefully, none of you have a problem with your assigned choice of role."
Chris looked at his characters. "I'm Steven Hiller. Cool. At least I get to fly again."
Ryu looked at his character and frowned. "Hey, you guys got me as the hacker. Why?"
"Cause the hacker is romantically involved with the President's communications director," Christie explained. She looks over her list and gives Ryu a big grin. "That would be a certain Chinese martial artist who's playing that part."
Ryu looked at Chun Li and they both smile. "I like how these two think," Chun Li said.
At that moment, the renegade S.T.A.R.S. captain that was Albert Wesker stood up. "Wait a minute! I'm dissatisfied with this so called choice of yours I've been given."
Christie groans. "Wesker what are you complaining about? We included you in this fic didn't we?"
"Yes but you made me the damn Secretary of Defense!"
Elicit shudders from the S.T.A.R.S. members.
"What part do you want then? Joint Chiefs Chairman General William Grey?" The Headcrook asked looking over to the sunglass-wearing villain of the Resident Evil series.
"Yes."
"Can't do."
"Why the Hell not?"
"The role's been filled already."
"By who? Guile?"
Guile smiles. "No. They got me as President Whitmore."
"Cammy?"
"No! I'm the Major you dumb bloke!!" Cammy yelled back. Then she relises who is playing the role. "Wait a second. Bison is playing the part of General Gray!?"
Christie intervenes. "Yes. End of discussion. No that that matter is resolved."
"Then I challenge him to a battle of one on one." At Wesker's remark Christie, Headcrook, the cast of Street Fighter and Jill burst into fits of laughter.
Note: Anyone who has played Street Fighter will know that Bison is a tough SOB to deal with.
"You're out of your mind." Headcrook states immediately sobering as does Christie and the rest.
"Please he can't be that great, I'm a virally enhanced human what can he do to me?"
Bison stands up. "You wish to fight me little man be my guest, but remind me to send you a medical bill when we're finished."
Wesker immediately stands up. "Alright lets take this outside!"
The group stood outside of Devil Never Cry as Bison and Wesker faced each other, preparing for their match.
As The Headcrook and Christie Redfield watched, Alexia Ashford tapped the male writer on the shoulder.
The Headcrook turns around. "Yes, Alexia?"
"I'm just curious. Just exactly how tough is Bison?"
"You want the truth?" The Headcrook replied. When she nodded, he replied, "He's a LOT tougher than you. No matter how powerful you are with the T-Veronica virus, against Bison, you're pretty much outclassed." He pointed to Ryu, who was standing alongside Chun Li. "Ryu was damn lucky to even beat him in the tournament."
Meanwhile, Wesker cracked his knuckles as he faced off against the Shadowlaw warlord. Bison tossed his cape over one shoulder and beckoned Wesker. "Let's see what you're made of," he taunted.
Using his superhuman speed, Wesker charged at Bison. At the same time, Bison teleported out of the way. When Wesker stopped, Bison reappeared behind him and when Wesker turned around, Bison decked him with a right cross, the fist encased within his Psycho Flames, sending him to the ground.
"Ouch," Chris said.
Bison removed his cap and smoothed out his hair before placing it back on his head. He leaps over to Wesker, who was staggerng to his feet, and sent a boot to the gut. The second kick also struck Wesker in the same area, but this time, Bison showed off his strength by litteraly lifting Wesker into the air with one leg, until he was doing a vertical spilt, with Wesker hanging from the raised leg.
Then he flung him to the ground.
"Come on," Bison taunted, arms folded across his chest. "I can get a better match against Ryu. You are pathetic, Wesker."
That pissed Wesker off. He charged at Bison again, fists flying. Even with his own enhanced strength and agility, he was hardly doing any damage on the other man, since he was parrying and blocking the attacks.
However he did succeed in knocking off Bison's cap.
That was his first...and last mistake.
Bison then went on the offensive, attacking Wesker with increasing intensity. He then flipped into his Knee Press, followed by another one. Then he began to kick at Wesker, starting from his torso, until he ended by planting both feet into his face, bloodying his nose and at the same time, flipping off of Wesker.
When it seemed that the match was over, Wesker raised a hand to Bison. "Wait..."
Mumurs of surprise rose from the audience.
Bison turned around. Wesker was staggering to his feet. "I'm not finished, yet!" the injured superman yelled.
Bison cocked his head to the side. "I think you are." Summoning his Psycho Power, he prepared for the final move that would lay out Wesker.
The Headcrook knew what was coming. "Uh-oh."
So did Ryu. "This is gonna hurt."
"Psycho..."
"Somebody get a lot of ice ready!" Cammy yelled.
"Break..."
"Forget the ice!" Christie yelled, "Somebody better call a doctor!"
"CRUSHER!!"
Bison spiraled towards Wesker in breakneck speed, his entire body covered in Psycho Flames. He smashed into Wesker, striking him numerous times before Wesker's smouldering body was lying facedown on the ground.
Everyone looked at the twitching Wesker, then they looked at Bison. Even Mr. X, T-079 and the Nemesis winced atthe sight. Now they know who NOT to piss off.
Alexis stared at Wesker and let out a low whistle. "Wow. You weren't kidding about Bison. Hmm...not a bad job, if I say so."
Christie with help from Ryu drag Wesker, or what's left of him back inside "Devil Never Cry."
Chris lets out a low whistle. "Damn Jill you weren't kidding about him being hard to beat."
"Told ya, so he's stuck with his role Christie?"
Christie nods. "Yes and he's going to be human just don't tell him that."
"How are you going to do that?" Chun Li asked.
At that moment, the mad scientist William Birkin hands Christie a syringe filled with some kind of red goo, who immediately jabs into Wesker's arm. "This is a form of Anti-virus William Birkin created with help from Alexia Ashford that will revert anyone who has the virus in their system back to human form."
Rebecca looks up. "Does it actually work?"
Alexia nods. "Yes just don't tell Wesker, I want to see the look of utter horror on his face when he wakes up."
"Don't tell me what?"
Christie jumps back and hides behind Chris as Wesker comes to.
"I didn't do it."
"Do what?"
The Headcrook points to a mirror and Wesker screams as he looks at his reflection. His eyes weren't his usual cat pupils. They were blue.
"What the Hell happened to my eyes?!?!?!?"
"You're human. So deal with it." The Headcrook remarks trying to hide back a grin.
"Whoever did this I will personally kill them."
"Chris will you do a small favor for one of your devoted fans?" Christie asks, still hiding behind the older Redfield sibling.
"Not a chance in Hell."
"Damn! Okay it was Alexia!"
"What?!"
"Now onto the fic," The Headcrook said. He then turned to Wesker. "Oh, and one more thing, Mr. Wesker. If you try anything funny in this story, then I'll personally put you in a fanfic with Lisa Trevor!"
To emphasize his point, The Headcrook pointed to the front doors. Sure enough, seemingly indestructable mutated form of Lisa Trevor (from the Gamecube version of Resident Evil) was standing in the hallway, ready for action.
Wesker sweatdrops. 'Yikes...'
A Street Fighter/Resident Evil Crossover Fanfiction
By The Headcrook and Christie Redfield
Legal BS Disclaimer: All Characters (Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Onimusha.) are the property of Capcom Entertainment, while the characters and events from Independence Day are the property of Twentieth Century Fox.
This work is a DRAMATIC PARODY, so keep flames to a minimum!
Prologue: The Gathering
Location: Dante's...er make that Dante's and Trish's establishment Devil Never Cry
A large number of the Capcom characters are gathered inside "Devil Never Cry" formerly "Devil May Cry" awaiting the arrival of the authors of the fanfic. Most of the characters are obviously some of Capcom's finest.
Or in this case drunk or impatient. ; save for Bison and Guile who are currently arm wrestling while Akuma and Ryu are busy sparring.
"When are they coming? I've got shooting competition to attend sometime later this week." Chris Redfield mused to himself. That remark made his girlfriend Jill Valentine slap him upside the head.
"OW! Jill!"
"Just be patient they'll be here."
"They better, you think flyboy over there has problems try dealing with one of our workloads." Dante comments as he polishes his treasured Sparda sword.
Trish holds her head in her hands. "Sometimes I wonder why even tried working with that idiot Mundus in the
first place." The sound of a car screeching to a halt silenced Trish.
Then the Nemesis' Theme music began to play, putting the S.T.A.R.S. (especially Wesker) on nerve's edge. Heavy foorsteps echo to the front door. The door opened, and the Head of the Crooked Party stepped inside, carrying two gym bags full of equipment and props for the fanfic. We that underneath his red shirt and black denim pants that he is wearing the Nemesis' trenchcoat, hence the music.
"Hey guys sorry I'm late." He drops his bags of equipment to the ground a smug smile on his face.
"Damn it!" Carlos Oliveira yelled. You almost gave me and Jill a heart attack!"
"Sorry."
"Where's Christie?" Cammy White asks.
Guile looks up. "You mean she's not here yet?" Bison uses this opportunity to win his arm wrestling match with the colonel who proceeds to beat the crap out of him.
Chris stands up as he stretches. "She'll be here, she always keeps her word."
"WWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chris then quickly dives out the way as a Harley Davidson comes flying through the front doors nearly
running over him and some bystanders in the process. The biker on the back steps off removing her helmet revealing it to be Christie Redfield who is currently dressed in jeans, sneakers, and a long sleeved shirt and a leather bomber jacket.
"I'm here! Sorry what took me so long! I was caught up with some work."
"You don't know how to drive a motorcycle who drove you?" Off Rebecca's remark the driver removes their helmet revealing it to be.
"Claire!!"
"Chris! You ruined my dramatic moment!"
Chris sweatdrops. "Sorry Christie but she nearly ran me over! And for that I may actually ground her for it."
"Hey I'm 19 you can't ground me!"
"As long we have to live together you live by my rules!" Chris leans over to Jill. "Remind to move in with you chance given."
Jill nods.
"But I didn't assign her to the cast. Why's she here?"
"Easy H.C. Christie needed a ride and I provided it. Oh sorry about the door Dante." Claire remarks stepping off the bike.
"More like got to see life flash before my eyes, she drives like a bat outta Hell. Next time I'm taking my car." Christie replies as she takes a seat.
"Lets get down to business." Off Headcrook's remark the crew takes a seat while Christie hands out a cast sheet to each of the characters.
"Each of you have been given roles assigned by me along with some help from Christie."
Christie takes a seat. "So hopefully, none of you have a problem with your assigned choice of role."
Chris looked at his characters. "I'm Steven Hiller. Cool. At least I get to fly again."
Ryu looked at his character and frowned. "Hey, you guys got me as the hacker. Why?"
"Cause the hacker is romantically involved with the President's communications director," Christie explained. She looks over her list and gives Ryu a big grin. "That would be a certain Chinese martial artist who's playing that part."
Ryu looked at Chun Li and they both smile. "I like how these two think," Chun Li said.
At that moment, the renegade S.T.A.R.S. captain that was Albert Wesker stood up. "Wait a minute! I'm dissatisfied with this so called choice of yours I've been given."
Christie groans. "Wesker what are you complaining about? We included you in this fic didn't we?"
"Yes but you made me the damn Secretary of Defense!"
Elicit shudders from the S.T.A.R.S. members.
"What part do you want then? Joint Chiefs Chairman General William Grey?" The Headcrook asked looking over to the sunglass-wearing villain of the Resident Evil series.
"Yes."
"Can't do."
"Why the Hell not?"
"The role's been filled already."
"By who? Guile?"
Guile smiles. "No. They got me as President Whitmore."
"Cammy?"
"No! I'm the Major you dumb bloke!!" Cammy yelled back. Then she relises who is playing the role. "Wait a second. Bison is playing the part of General Gray!?"
Christie intervenes. "Yes. End of discussion. No that that matter is resolved."
"Then I challenge him to a battle of one on one." At Wesker's remark Christie, Headcrook, the cast of Street Fighter and Jill burst into fits of laughter.
Note: Anyone who has played Street Fighter will know that Bison is a tough SOB to deal with.
"You're out of your mind." Headcrook states immediately sobering as does Christie and the rest.
"Please he can't be that great, I'm a virally enhanced human what can he do to me?"
Bison stands up. "You wish to fight me little man be my guest, but remind me to send you a medical bill when we're finished."
Wesker immediately stands up. "Alright lets take this outside!"
The group stood outside of Devil Never Cry as Bison and Wesker faced each other, preparing for their match.
As The Headcrook and Christie Redfield watched, Alexia Ashford tapped the male writer on the shoulder.
The Headcrook turns around. "Yes, Alexia?"
"I'm just curious. Just exactly how tough is Bison?"
"You want the truth?" The Headcrook replied. When she nodded, he replied, "He's a LOT tougher than you. No matter how powerful you are with the T-Veronica virus, against Bison, you're pretty much outclassed." He pointed to Ryu, who was standing alongside Chun Li. "Ryu was damn lucky to even beat him in the tournament."
Meanwhile, Wesker cracked his knuckles as he faced off against the Shadowlaw warlord. Bison tossed his cape over one shoulder and beckoned Wesker. "Let's see what you're made of," he taunted.
Using his superhuman speed, Wesker charged at Bison. At the same time, Bison teleported out of the way. When Wesker stopped, Bison reappeared behind him and when Wesker turned around, Bison decked him with a right cross, the fist encased within his Psycho Flames, sending him to the ground.
"Ouch," Chris said.
Bison removed his cap and smoothed out his hair before placing it back on his head. He leaps over to Wesker, who was staggerng to his feet, and sent a boot to the gut. The second kick also struck Wesker in the same area, but this time, Bison showed off his strength by litteraly lifting Wesker into the air with one leg, until he was doing a vertical spilt, with Wesker hanging from the raised leg.
Then he flung him to the ground.
"Come on," Bison taunted, arms folded across his chest. "I can get a better match against Ryu. You are pathetic, Wesker."
That pissed Wesker off. He charged at Bison again, fists flying. Even with his own enhanced strength and agility, he was hardly doing any damage on the other man, since he was parrying and blocking the attacks.
However he did succeed in knocking off Bison's cap.
That was his first...and last mistake.
Bison then went on the offensive, attacking Wesker with increasing intensity. He then flipped into his Knee Press, followed by another one. Then he began to kick at Wesker, starting from his torso, until he ended by planting both feet into his face, bloodying his nose and at the same time, flipping off of Wesker.
When it seemed that the match was over, Wesker raised a hand to Bison. "Wait..."
Mumurs of surprise rose from the audience.
Bison turned around. Wesker was staggering to his feet. "I'm not finished, yet!" the injured superman yelled.
Bison cocked his head to the side. "I think you are." Summoning his Psycho Power, he prepared for the final move that would lay out Wesker.
The Headcrook knew what was coming. "Uh-oh."
So did Ryu. "This is gonna hurt."
"Psycho..."
"Somebody get a lot of ice ready!" Cammy yelled.
"Break..."
"Forget the ice!" Christie yelled, "Somebody better call a doctor!"
"CRUSHER!!"
Bison spiraled towards Wesker in breakneck speed, his entire body covered in Psycho Flames. He smashed into Wesker, striking him numerous times before Wesker's smouldering body was lying facedown on the ground.
Everyone looked at the twitching Wesker, then they looked at Bison. Even Mr. X, T-079 and the Nemesis winced atthe sight. Now they know who NOT to piss off.
Alexis stared at Wesker and let out a low whistle. "Wow. You weren't kidding about Bison. Hmm...not a bad job, if I say so."
Christie with help from Ryu drag Wesker, or what's left of him back inside "Devil Never Cry."
Chris lets out a low whistle. "Damn Jill you weren't kidding about him being hard to beat."
"Told ya, so he's stuck with his role Christie?"
Christie nods. "Yes and he's going to be human just don't tell him that."
"How are you going to do that?" Chun Li asked.
At that moment, the mad scientist William Birkin hands Christie a syringe filled with some kind of red goo, who immediately jabs into Wesker's arm. "This is a form of Anti-virus William Birkin created with help from Alexia Ashford that will revert anyone who has the virus in their system back to human form."
Rebecca looks up. "Does it actually work?"
Alexia nods. "Yes just don't tell Wesker, I want to see the look of utter horror on his face when he wakes up."
"Don't tell me what?"
Christie jumps back and hides behind Chris as Wesker comes to.
"I didn't do it."
"Do what?"
The Headcrook points to a mirror and Wesker screams as he looks at his reflection. His eyes weren't his usual cat pupils. They were blue.
"What the Hell happened to my eyes?!?!?!?"
"You're human. So deal with it." The Headcrook remarks trying to hide back a grin.
"Whoever did this I will personally kill them."
"Chris will you do a small favor for one of your devoted fans?" Christie asks, still hiding behind the older Redfield sibling.
"Not a chance in Hell."
"Damn! Okay it was Alexia!"
"What?!"
"Now onto the fic," The Headcrook said. He then turned to Wesker. "Oh, and one more thing, Mr. Wesker. If you try anything funny in this story, then I'll personally put you in a fanfic with Lisa Trevor!"
To emphasize his point, The Headcrook pointed to the front doors. Sure enough, seemingly indestructable mutated form of Lisa Trevor (from the Gamecube version of Resident Evil) was standing in the hallway, ready for action.
Wesker sweatdrops. 'Yikes...'