Yoroi Akado was sitting around waiting for orders. He had been called to Orochimaru's house, to do what he had been told would be inside work. He was just about to get up and leave, when Orochimaru himself walked in.
"So Yoroi, you showed up." He said.
"Of course I did." Yoroi said indignantly. I came all this way because you said it was important."
"Well, I don't need you for anything at the moment." Orochimaru said casually.
Yoroi didn't take kindly to Orochimaru wasting his time just to amuse himself. Just to make things worse, the last person Yoroi wanted to see walked in. Kabuto.
"Kabuto, your old teammate's here." Orochimaru said. He was undoubtedly enjoying making Yoroi look like an idiot.
Kabuto walked over to them. He didn't have his glasses and was squinting. He stared at Orochimaru.
"Yoroi? You look terrible. You're pale as hell, you've got split ends, you really let yourself go.
Did you put that eyeliner on last week?"
Now Orochimaru wasn't so amused.
"Put your glasses on, four-eyes." He growled.
As he left the room, Yoroi and Kabuto began to laugh.
"I was wearing contacts." Kabuto said.
"I'm almost impressed." Yoroi said. "I thought you were to much of a goody-two-shoes to do something that out of line."
"Yeah? Watch this." He picked up the phone off the coffee table, set it to speaker and dialed a random number.
"Yes?" Replied the person on the other line.
Kabuto took a chair and said "I'm calling to ask if you're eligible to receive college benefits."
"Yeah I go to college!" The young man said eagerly.
"Yeah, community college." Kabuto hung up. He shot a smirk at Yoroi.
"Gimme that." Yoroi took the phone, sat down on the couch and dialed a different number.
"Hello?" A woman answered.
"Is your refrigerator running?" Yoroi asked.
"No." She said.
"That's good."
"Why?" She asked, sounding confused.
"'Cause if it were, you'd have to pound your fat ass down the street for another hot pocket."
Yoroi hung up.
Kabuto got up and went to the kitchen. "Hey, you wanna beer?" He asked.
"Sure." Yoroi said.
Kabuto brought back two beers. He gave one to Yoroi, picked up the phone and dialed.
"What?" Said a man on the other line.
"Did you happen to lose a large roll of bills in a rubber band?"
The guy caught on to Kabuto's joke. "You know what? You're really pathetic." He said. "You wouldn't even be talking to me if you weren't just some sad loser with no life, who's completely desperate for attention."
"Yeah, that's what you told your girlfriend." Kabuto said. He hung up.
After about twenty minutes, the coffee table was piled with empty beer cans and Kabuto and Yoroi couldn't stop laughing. Orochimaru came in from the kitchen.
"You two idiots are in a lot of trouble! I thought you would know better." He said.
"Oh, gimme a break mom." Kabuto said. "We're nineteen years old. We can drunk dial crank calls and break the law all we want."
Orochimaru didn't feel like arguing with them, so he went back to making tea.
"Wait a minute." Yoroi said. "We can't stand each other right?"
"Yeah." Kabuto said.
"So how are we gonna come out of this without looking like a couple of schoolgirls?"
Now Kabuto saw the problem. "How about we be best friends again just for today. And go back to hating each other tomorrow?"
"Deal." Yoroi said. They shook on it.
"Well, I say we make the most of it." Kabuto said.
They grabbed some spray paint and took off.
Ten minutes later, there was a pounding at the door. Orochimaru opened the door to an unexpected crowd.
"There's the bastard that's been making prank calls."
THE END