Here is the first chapter in my first Naruto fanfic, Hidan's Diary Of Doom. Please review.

January 10th

So, our leader, Pein, gave me a fucking diary today. HE thinks that writing in it will make me less fucking psychotic. Psychotic, we're the freaking Akatsuki, a group of S-class freaking criminals! If he wasn't our leader I would fucking kill him. Maybe I should run my scythe through Kakuzu the greedy money hoarding asshole again. Or, here's a though, I could kill creepazoid Tobi, and rid the organization of a real nuisance. Yes, that is a fucking good idea.

-Hidan

January 11th

So, sadly Tobi is still freakin alive as Pein somehow fucking read my diary. I am forbidden from sacrificing any of the Akatsuki members. Nothing interesting is happening lately, damn, I want to go find a person to sacrifice.

-Hidan

No sacrificing members of the Akatsuki, Hidan. I need them all alive.

-Pein

January 12th

Today, I am abstaining from my usual way of speaking out of respect for Jashin on this special day. I will keep my speech pure all day to make sure nothing bad happens. O fear that the other Akatsuki members are going to do their best to make me curse. However, non of them can sway me!

-Hidan

TOBI EZ A GOOD BOY!

-Tobi

This is going to be harder than I thought. Jashin help me.

-Hidan

You mean you want me to help you.

-Pein, The One Who Is God

Cthulhu

-Kissamee

Pein, you are not god. Kisame, Cthulhu does not exist. Now, will everyone fucking leave me in peace? Oh no...

Hidan was struck by lightening and is unable to move at the moment will not be able to write in this for a while.

-Konan

January 23rd

I'm so fucking bored today that I decided to begin to write in this stupid thing again. Tomorrow I am going on a mission with Kakuzu, I don't know freakin why yet.

-Hidan

Can Tobi come with? TOBI EZ A GOOD BOY!

-Tobi

GET OUT OF MY DIARY YOU DAMN CREEP!

-A very angry Hidan

January 31st

I was fucking not allowed to write about the freaking mission, but I can safely say, Kakuzu the money hoarding asshole made lots of money and I got to freaking sacrifice someone. Maybe having a fucking diary isn't that fucking bad.

-Hidan

I hope you liked the first month. I decided to make this chapter longer than the short thing it was and to make it more interesting. Please review.