A/N: It's all written in good fun. Don't judge me. :P
Sora was beginning to wonder if he'd ever see his wonderful island that for some reason he could never get to because of all the freaking doom in the universe he was staring off into the sunset; his eyes were starting to blur a bit so he couldn t really see who the figure walking towards him was, it was just a bit blob of black stuff. The figure giggled when sora toppled over when it got close. It was riku, he told sora that he needed some action so they butt-secksed then kairi explodes and never haunts their minds again. Yay. Then sora and riku run off into the sunset with their hands intertwined . Skipping merrily towards their own world.
JUST THEN King Mickey shows up and tell sora that he forgot to find Donald and Goofy (oh noes) so Sora must go around in his lame hand built ship that is currently falling apart and must search for his lackeys, but what sora doesn t know is that this is a clerverly devised trap; set by his ex-lover LEON (dun-dun-dun) Leon has planned to kidnap sora (and maybe Riku) and get him to fall in love with him, or at least give him head (a guy gets lonely ya know) So sora goes on his merry way to look around the universe for D and G and his captured by . CLOUD who wants leon all to himself, but everytime cloud hits on leon all leon can think about is his ex-student/bed-mate sora. Even when cloud attempts to romance and get him to sleep with him, leon simply denies the blonde and goes off to his room to angst around. Cloud manages to convince riku to let him borrow sora to get leon.
Sora is pretty much oblvious to the whole affair and just follows cloud under the impression that cloud knows wehre D and G are.. buuut leon shows up sensing that his current intrest is near, he sees that sora is with cloud and thinks that coloud has betrayed him by stealing sora away. Sora wanders off looking for D and G while leon and cloud argue about who gets who in bed. Unfortunately there happens to be some pedos around named SILINTIA AND MORPHINIA and they take sora away on their magical flying saucer where they experiment on his body and accidently set off the danger device that riku hid in soras pants. Riku then somehow gets to S and M using his lame ship and rescues sora for the pedos. Then he takes sora to a quiet lake and they screw until someone finds them leon and cloud are shocked to see them doing those naughty things and then leon finally gives in to cloud and they go off to screw for a while. Riku then leads sora back to the lame mobile and they go back to their island, where everyone is at peace.
...They then decide to live together and don t have any Kiddies because they are MALES and that doesn t work.
ZE END :D