A series of mini-shots! The first piece of the crack stories!
The one thing everyone has been waiting for…
The first actual crack-oneshot!
Me:fuck yeah!
Blue: oh my glob
Green: omg!
red: yellow hug me
Yellow: hell nah!
Me: nikolai will start showing up in here now!
Nikolai: it's a real pleasure
Me:yeah yeah
Me&nikolai: begin! And I do not own pokemon
Crack!
Gold sat in his bed bouncing up and down with some meth in his hand
A light bulb popped out of fucking nowhere on his head
Gold ran so fast that his typhlosion was killed by the air feeling like air slash
"HEY SILVER WE SHOULD STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH ECSTACY!" Shouted gold
"wellllllllllll thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaattttttttts reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll llllllllyyyyyyy great but I don't fucking care" said silver as he walked away
As silver walked away 3000 bottles of vaca fell out of his back pack
"it wasn't me!" shouted silver as he tried to grab all of the vaca
"green soon walked over and grabbed silver from behind and raped him
was golds face after what he saw
"HEY GREE-!" gold was suddenly interrupted by green
"WHO PUT THE FOOD I MADE YESTERDAY IN THE FUCKING TRASH CAUSE I WILL STICK STICK UP THEIR ASS!" shouted green
So gold ran away like a mad man to crystals house
"crystal help me im being raped!" shouted gold obviously lying
From inside gold heard crystal shout
"NO BODY RAPES MY MAN BUT ME!" shouted crystal from inside
Crystal walked outside with a cigarette,she was also stark naked,yellow left through the door with a towel on her
:) golds face showed he was happy
"lemme tap it girl" shouted crystal as he reached for gold
"CRYSTAL WE SHOULD STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND EAT TACOS!" shouted gold
"no." said crystal as she shut the door in golds face
Gold got on his bike and rode like a madman all the way to sinnoh (yes he rode on water) all the way to nikolai's house
"HEY NIOLAI WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH ECSTASY,CRACK,TACOS!" shouted gold
"LETS DO IT!" shouted nikolai as they both ran like madmen