Title: FML
Author: Cade and Sarah
Spoilers: Yes. A lot.
Warnings: Cursing... and the like, I suppose.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by people who are not me. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: While watching Merlin for the first time, a friend and I just started to get the idea for an FML fic. So this is written by the both of us, but is posting to my account. Hope you all enjoy. Please make any guesses as to who is who. I think it's pretty obvious, but its fun.
Posted From: Utah

Episode One - The Dragon's Call

Tiny_Hawk posts:

Today I arrived in Camelot. Within minutes of being here, I realized that they kill people like me. FML.

Siryn posts:

Today someone was beheaded right outside my window. Must talk to my guardian about a room change. FML.

Good2BKing posts:

Tdoay someone threatened my son and me. Nt unusual but then seh disappeared into thin air. FML.

ScientificMethod posts:

Today my friend's son came to say with me. I had promised my friend that I would watch her son. Unfortunately not only is he an idiot – and yet I find myself fond of him, but his existence is illegal, if you get my meaning. FML.

Tiny_Hawk posts:

Today I stood up for someone. Too bad this got me thrown in prison. FML.

PrinceAwesome posts:

Today someone spoiled my fun. FML.

Tiny_Hawk posts:

Today I got thrown in the stocks and my guardian thought this was hilarious. FML.

PrinceAwesome posts:

Got my ass beaten by a scrawny peasant boy in front of everyone. They cheered for him. FML.

Tiny_Hawk posts:

Today I heard voices again. They sounded different from normal. My guardian's medicine isn't working. FML.

OldeMagick posts:

Today I found myself acquainted with a small man who is a big man. He seemed to be incapable of flight. Sadly, this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in four years. FML.

PrinceAwesome posts:

I fell asleep at the banquet and a knife was thrown at my face. That little bastard peasant boy who made a fool of me saved my ass. My father gave him to me as a manservant. Revenge will be sweet, but still… FML.

Tiny_Hawk posts:

Today I saw a witch doing some creepy shit at a banquet. So I decided to save someone's life. My reward was to be his servant. FML.

ScientificMethod posts:

My ward is an idiot and won't stop using you know what. FML.

Good2BKing posts:

Today at a banquet, my son was almost killed. I rewarded the man who saved him with servant status. He did not seem to want it. What the hell? FML.