"Hello! Welcome to the Smashing Olympics!" the host said in the large coliseum in front of the filled crowd. He wasn't the same host from SSBH, but an avatar the host made up for fun. He was as old as the host, but had blond hair, blue eyes, and was the same height as him. He had on a red hoodie with the insignia Nintendo on it circled and blue jeans. He was also handsome, unlike the host.
"Today," the avatar continued, "The smashers will have to overcome the greatest challenges of their lives to win these Olympic Games! I'm your host, Jake Johnson, avatar of the SSBH host! Now, let's give it up for our competitors!"
The crowd went wild from this. When they settled down, Jake continued, "First from the Mario game series! The red plumber who is Nintendo's mascot and protector of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario!"
Mario ran onto the stage and stood at the west end of it.
"Next, the green sidekick of Mario, he lives in his shadow, but don't let that fool you, for he's a mighty fighter nonetheless, Mario's younger brother, Luigi!"
Luigi ran onto the stage and stood next to Mario.
"Next, the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, she gets captured from time to time, but she's fiercer than she looks, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach!"
Peach walked out in her usual dress and stood next to Luigi.
"Next, the ape from deep within the Kongo Jungle, his strength isn't to be reckoned with, the lord of the Kongs, DK!"
DK came out and stood next to Peach.
"Next, the green companion from Yoshi's island, but don't let his cuteness fool you, Yoshi!"
Yoshi ran out and stood next to DK.
"Next, the rival of Mario, he has become well known as well, the biker Wario!"
Wario came out and stood next to Yoshi.
"Next, Mario's clone from his appearances as a doctor, Dr. Mario!"
Dr. Mario came out and stood next to Yoshi.
"Finally, Mario and Luigi's arch enemy, the king of Koopas, Bowser!"
Bowser stomped onto the stage and stood next to Dr. Mario.
"Now, onto the Legend of Zelda series! First, is the Hero of Time, the man in green, Link!"
Link came out onto the stage and stood next to Bowser.
"Next, the beautiful princess of Hyrule, she also has an alternate form of pure warrior, Zelda!"
Zelda came out and stood next to Link.
"Next, the younger version of Link, don't let his size fool you, Young Link!"
Young Link walked out onto the stage and stood next to Zelda.
"Next, the Hero of Winds, the cartoon hero of Zelda, Toon Link!"
Toon Link came out and stood next to Zelda.
"Finally, the dark lord from Gerudo Desert, the antagonist of Zelda, Ganondorf!"
Ganondorf came out and stood next to Toon Link.
"Next… Eh, I don't feel like describing every single person one by one, so here are… Fox, Wolf, Falco, Kirby, King Dedede, Metaknight, Samus, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Lucario, Mewtwo, Marth, Roy, Ike, Pit, Ness, Lucas, Snake, ROB, Olimar, Diddy Kong, Captain Falcon, Pokémon Trainer, Mr. G&W, the Ice Climbers, and Sonic!"
They all ran onto the stage and lined up.
"Last, but not least," Jake said, "I bring in a newcomer, one who has been recognized as a smasher, Shadow the Hedgehog!"
Shadow came out and stood next to Sonic.
"Not that we've covered all that," Jake said, "Let's get on with the games!"
The crowd went wild.
"But there's a catch…" Jake said, "All the smashers will be teamed up with the person they'd probably wouldn't want to and have to overcome the events together to win! They are:
Mario and Bowser, Link and Ganondorf, Luigi and Wario, Fox and Wolf, Kirby and Samus, Metaknight and Yoshi, Zelda and Peach, DK and Pikachu, Ike and Pit, Falco and Lucas, Lucario and Ness, Snake and Toon Link, ROB and Pichu, Olimar and Jigglypuff, Marth and Diddy Kong, Captain Falcon and Pokémon Trainer, Dedede and Game and Watch,
Ice Climbers, Roy and Dr. Mario, Young Link and Mewtwo, and Sonic and Shadow."
The competitors began yelling complaints at this.
"Please return to the bus!" Jake yelled, "And sit with your partner!"
The smashers reluctantly sat with their assigned partners on the way to the hotel. They couldn't believe they would have to deal with the people they'd been assigned to! Worse, they had to share rooms with them!
They were even more shocked when they passed the hotel! They drove for another half hour until they came to a small field surrounded by a forest. At the north end was a large house. The bus parked next to it and the smashers got out and lined up in pairs with their partners as they looked at it.
Jake said, "There are 22 bedrooms in this house. I will have one and every two of you shall share another. However, there is only one bed per room, which means you will have to either share a bed with your roommate or fight for it. Who wishes to share a bed with their roommate?"
Kirby began to raise his hand, but Samus made him put it down. Other than that, only Popo and Nana raised their hands.
"We're brother and sisters!" Nana yelled to the smashers with disgusted looks on their faces.
"Very well," Jake said, "The rest of you shall fight for your rooms."
That's the start. I took the idea from one author's story of smashers on a game show fighting for beds, but I can't remember the story. I think the author was something Timber wolf. Please don't sue me if you're reading this!