One Ride
[you really can think of a lot of things while someone is yelling at you for not paying attention-yours truly]
It was a beautiful day in the New World, the sun was shining, the sky was as blue as it could be. Yes it was a beautiful minute. Then a storm came so quickly nothing or nobody had time to react. Whales the size of islands came bursting through. A ship came with them, not an average ship but still the size of the giant whales eyes. A brig sloop with a grassy deck a crows nest and a lions head for the mast, the mane surrounding the lions head were in the shape of flower petals. As the ship landed on the vast sea before them, a man in a straw hat was sitting on the head of said lion.
"EVERYONE LET'S GO TO THE NEW WORLD!" he shouted with enthusiasm. He was none other than "straw hat" Monkey D. Luffy. A pirate with sandals blue jeans that were cut off at his knees, a yellow sash tied around his waist and a red open vest he had two scars, one under his eye, and another on his chest and abs forming an X like pinkish scar. On his face, he wore a smile that could brighten anyones day.
After everything died down, he went to go meet with the rest of his crew. A sleeping one eyed swordsman named Roanoa Zoro, a 'ladies man' chef named Sanji, navigator and thief Nami, lier and sharpshooter Usopp, raccoon (sorry rain deer) Tony-Tony Chopper, archeologist and creepy thought woman Nico Robin, perverted cyborg shipwright ( SUPER) Franky, and finally a living Skelton named Brook.
"Sanji when is the food going to be ready?"Luffy asked in a childish tone.
"Keep your pants on I'll have it ready in just a minute, in the meantime...Robin-chwan! Nami-swan! Your clothes are all wet! Let me assist you to the bathroom!
"I'll help to! I won't even look! Ah! I don't have eyes to look with! Yohohohohoho!" Brook added.
"If you two even come close to the bathroom, "Nami said with an evil glare,"that will be your last day on this earth."
"They are right however navigator-san, we do need to get out of these wet clothes"Robin said.
"Oh alright, Franky! Can you keep the ship on track?"asked the navigator.
"You can count on SUPER me!"Franky said while doing his pose.
"Alright everyone get behind me when the marines come, your great proud warrior will protect you" Usopp said proudly.
"Wow really?!"gullible and love-able Chopper said, practicly with stars coming out of his eyes.
"Oh were here already?"Zoro said waking up.
"Leave it to the marimo to notice things,"Sanji said.
"What was that nose-bleed cook? I could give you another one without the girls,"Zoro stated.
"What was that shitty-swordsman!?"Sanji asked in a demanding tone,"Wanna go!?"
"Bring it on ! I'll kill you!"Zoro yelled.
Before either had a chance some body yelled out "WOW SO COOL", which was never a good sign if Luffy yelled it and a giant shadow was overhead. What loomed over the ship seemed to be a portal a spiraling out of control portal. It was pure white and sucking everything around it.
"Franky! Get us out of here!"Nami yelled.
"Can't the chicken voyage is too weak for this kind of pull and the ship can't turn around for some reason!"Franky yelled enthusiasticly.
"Shit, everyone get inside or hold on!"
"Oh you guys finally noticed that thing?"Zoro asked.
"You noticed it and didn't tell anybody?"Usopp asked.
Well I was about to slice it in half when ero-cook interrupted me."
"That might still work! Zoro Sanji Luffy ! Attack that thing!"Nami said.
"Gumu- hey it stole my hat!"Luffy said as it had indeed sucked his hat into the white oblivion.
"Give it back!" Luffy yelled while touching the void and got sucked in with it. Unfortunately the ship and the rest of the crew were pulled in with it.
"YOU DUMB-ASS!" everyone ,with the exception of Robin, yelled as they were sucked inside the vast white oblivion. After they were sucked in, the portal diss appeared and the sea was calm again.
Authors note:maybe more explanation of the characters were necessary, if you don't know what they look like here from me to you[ wiki/Main_Page]-one piece charaters
[ wiki/Maximum_Ride_Wiki]-maximum ride characters
(now to sine off with a cool catchphrase)
Ehhhh
(you're a real genius you know that?)
shut up I would like to see you come up with one!
(stupid boy I am you!)
That's immpisible
(it's true)
Whats 2+3?
(depends on what kind of cake)
You are me! Now excuse me while I argue with myself people!