A normal Day in the Life of Hinata Hyuuga

By: kawaii-Cherimu130

A/N: Sorry for the lack of updates. If it makes yaw feel any better, I'm gonna start making myself write. I've felt so guilty these last couple of months for not writing. Without writing, I just feel so...incomplete. So, too make it up to you my dear readers, I've decided to start writing again. Remember, I'm gonna try, or pretty much make my lazy ass update, lol.

Btw: I was searching for Gaara gif's (if anyone can tell me where to find some, then I'll be sooooo happy) for my videos that I make for youtube, when a of a sudden I found a fan-made picture of Hinata holding back Kiba so he wouldn't beat the you-know-what out of Shino...which was pretty funny, actually. And yes, this humorous fanfic is based off that halirous picture.

Enjoy!

Hinata bit her lip as she watched Kiba shake his fist in the air, his eyes glowing a deep, dark red. Actually, it was redder than Gaara's hair, and it had a golden tint of yellow as if it were fire. "Kiba-kun...p-please calm down...I'm s-sure Shino d-didn't mean t-" "MEAN TOO MY ASS!" Kiba shouted furiously at the Hyuuga. For a spilt second, Shino, who was sitting on a tree branch with a smug smirk on his face (yes, he has one), thought he saw Hinata's eyes pop out of her head. Either that, or it was Kiba's...he couldn't tell.

Turning around angerily with his hands jammed into his filthy pockets, Kiba looked up at Shino and screamed, "Tree lover! You and you're stupid bugs are ALL ALIKE! Always sitting in a 'freakin tree, and never on the 'freakin ground!"

About that moment, a tiny black ant crawled right in front of Kiba. He glanced up at Shino, who was giving Kiba a "Don't. You. Dare." type of look. Smiling insanely, Kiba raised his foot above the poor ant, and before Hinata could yell, or stutter in her case, Kiba had his foot smooshing the ant's body.

Bad idea.

Shino, who's bugs were getting angry at the fact that someone had killed their brothermen, began scattering all over Shino. Soon, his face was as black, and as moving, as Sasuke's hair. Which, I remind you, always blows in the wind for some odd reason.

Kiba raised his fist up in the air and glared at Shino's creepy-crawly face and shouted, "Hah! Beat that, bug-boy!" Hinata, who's eyes widened even more than possible in fear, opened her mouth to speak. Sadly, she couldn't get a word in edge wise due to Kiba's shoutings and cursings, which I shall block out because they're might be some younger childern reading this fanfic as we speak :p

After a few more minutes of bad language and bugs scattering all over the place in anger, Hinata finally grabbed Kiba by the sleeve, and, giving a sigh of anouynice, began dragging him away, but only to hear the words "Shino! You gave Akamaru flea's, you bastard!!!" as they departed off into the distance.

Another day, and another training gone wrong.

A/N: OK, just so you're not confused, let me clear things up for you:

A) this is based off of the haliarous pic I saw, but I interupted it into my own story--meaning I made up everything except the "Shino! You gave Akamaru flea's, you bastard!" line (yes, that was in the pic, and it showed Hinata dragging Kiba away as he said it)

B) I'm not gonna explain how Shino gave Akamaru flea's, because if you had any brains at all, you could tell by the last sentence in the story.

C) Yes, I do know that there were cuss words in the story, and I understand that some of you may be confused as to why I put the so called "filter" as Kiba began cussing Shino out. My reason: Kiba said things that even I shouldn't say, but since the words 'Hell' and 'bastard' are so common now a days (between parents and childern, I mean) I don't really think it matters. My parents say those words all the time, so it's no biggie for me. Sorry if it is to you, though.