Hey! So my story is gonna be series of short oneshots that can be different plots revolving around my summary ( what happens when Natsu and Gray get a pet chicken).
Enjoy…
Due to the fact that Natsu and Gray get a chicken together, they live together.
Story Number One
"Talk, you stupid chicken! " Natsu could be heard shouting from outside their house apartment. "I said talk! "
Gray happened to be walking into the apartment just then.
" Why the hell are you yelling at this chicken to talk?! " He paused and ran the sentence through his head again. " Why the hell is there a chicken in this appartment?! "
"I bought it," Natsu replied easily, taking a short break from yelling at the chicken to get the words out. "The salesman said it could talk, so I bought it, " he added, not really paying attention to Gray anymore."If you don't talk, I'm gonna burn you!" yelled Natsu firing up his hands just to prove his point.
"Ok, first of all, that chicken doesn't talk, and it never will! " shouted Gray at Natsu. "And second of all, if you want it to talk, you've gotta threaten it with ice!' he kept yelling, immediately kneeling next to Natsu and making an Ice spear appear.
For the next few minutes, they were living peacefully side by side… yelling at the chicken for a change. That was, until Gray's arm accidentally got too close to Natsu's.
"Dude! Don't get too close to me! " Shrieked Natsu.
"Dude! You got close to me! " Gray screamed back.
"That is so not true! "
"Next thing you know, you'll be saying we're breathing the same air! Idiot! You got close to me! "
"The only reason I'd come close to you was if I wanted to kill you! " shouted Natsu, jumping to his feet.
"Well, since you came close to me anyway, feel free to try! " sceamed Gray, also jumping to his feet.
Both were standing up facing eachother, glaring. They kept yelling insults.
And then, the fighting started.
Natsu attacked first, picking the easy strategy, threw the closest chair at Gray which he easily dodged. He then grabbed the table and threw it as well. Gray came to him with a more conventional method, throwing an ice tiger at Natsu, which melted just before it could touch him.
The fighting went on, chicken forgotten.
Happy, suddenly appearing in the house with a smoked fish, sat by the door watching them fight.
"Do they do this every time they get within a foot of each other? How can they live together? " asked a squeaky voice next to Happy.
All Happy could do was drop the fish he had been happily nibbling at just a few moments ago and stare, wide-eyed, at the chicken that had spoken next to him.
Maybe Natsu didn't get ripped off after all…
A/N :
Please R&R! Also, please tell me what scenario popped into your head when you read the summary. You never know... It might inspire me to write a chapter one it! :)