The top 20 ways to annoy Meggie!
Continually repaint her special book box with fluorescent orange, pink and yellow colors
Press mustard covered meat in-between the pages of her favourite book
Tell her Farid has gotten her an engagement ring, and tell her he's going to propose. (Also tell her that the next time Farid comes up to her, she should fling her arms around his neck and scream I DO!) Laugh at how she tries to explain this one.
For her birthday, get her a gift card to home depot (or some other boring store) but put the gift card in a book store bag.
Cut her out of all photographs of her and Mo and replace her cut out with a picture of Resa.
Tell her she was adopted.
(for those of you Farid fan girlies) MAKE OUT WITH FARID INFRONT OF MEGGIE! (Because we all know you're much cuter then she is! How could Farid resist? ;)
Tell her Dustfinger is her REAL father
Paint over the cover and spines of all her books with black paint, so she can't figure out which book is which. (HA! She'll be late next time her and Mo need to run off on an adventure together). Meggie: "DADDY! Some mean girl painted over my book so now I can't choose fast enough!" Mo: HURRY UP! THE BOMBERS ARE HOVERING OVER OUR FREAKING HOUSE!" Meggie: "WAIT! I THINK I FOUND PETER PAN!
Wave all of your wonderfully written stories in her face and chant "you can't write! You are a dumb XXX!" 10 points if she cries.
After Gwin has nipped her, gasp and explain that he has rabies, and now she's going to get them too.
Tell her that Resa slept with Dustfinger. o.O (because we all know it's true).
Some how put peppermint scent into the ventilation system…she'll be dreaming of Basta tonight!
Walk up to her and solemnly say: It's such a shame. But don't worry, I'm sure you're generation won't be effected the way you were!
Get a box FULL of helpless kittens and put them on her doorstep…she won't be able to resist helping all of them out! Lawl at all the litter boxes she'll have to clean!
When you're alone with her in an elevator, narrow your eyes, crack you knuckles and say: "I know what you did last summer."
Tell her you know why Basta was in jail that time ago. When she shrugs, ask her if she remembers being pulled into a dark ally. When she says no, widen your eyes and ask if she's had an ultra sound lately.
Tell her Farid was married in his other story.
Continually refer to her as "Hannah Montana" or "Miley Cyrus"
Ask her if she really expects Mo to teach her how to use a tampon.
A/N: sorry if I offended any one there… hope you liked it! :D feel free to review, but no flames please and thanks! :D