Lusicus's Song
by lilangemon2433
LAM: Well, it's been a while since I've written a fic. I couldn't find a song that was a challenge to write a parody to. Then I found Fatlip, and I had so much fun doing this parody. I think you should read and enjoy. Luscius admits he's a death eater to a tied-up, disarmed and scared Dumbledore. And poor ole Dumbledore has to sit through the whole song.
Luscius:Storming the great hall like his name was Harry
Yeah he was hanging out drinking in his shack with Hermione
And this kid, he's a twit, everyone knows his name
He threw his own house party and everyone came.
I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in Hogwarts
I'm a Death Eater now and don't you like being lied to?
Cause it's Harry's blood we crave, don't tell us to behave
I'm sick of always hearing be a good mage.
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)
Because you don't know us at all
You laughed when Voldemort fall
But what would you expect with our conscience so small
With sharp metal and curses is how I express rage.
Now Dumbledore this'll be your darkest day.
Cause we like having fun at other people's expense and
Cutting people up is just a major offense and
It's none of your concern, cause we will never learn
Cause Dumbledore now it's the Death Eater's turn
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)
Don't count on me, I let him die then
Don't count on me, I'd do it again
Don't count on me, bout Harry I'm talking
Don't count on me, cause I saw the whole thing.
(music stops)
Dumbledore: You saw the Potters die?
Luscius: Yup
(music plays again)
Well I'm a no-goody higher class brat
Back packed and I don't give a frog about nothing
Now your sitting in the corner sufferin from all of my cursin
But no one will believe you cause you'll no longer be a person
Cause if the curse don't pain, I'll stab you with a hook
Your on our hit list, wanted in our telephone books.
I like curses with distortions, I do good in small portions
I bet now you say my mom should've had an abortion.
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)
by lilangemon2433
LAM: Well, it's been a while since I've written a fic. I couldn't find a song that was a challenge to write a parody to. Then I found Fatlip, and I had so much fun doing this parody. I think you should read and enjoy. Luscius admits he's a death eater to a tied-up, disarmed and scared Dumbledore. And poor ole Dumbledore has to sit through the whole song.
Luscius:Storming the great hall like his name was Harry
Yeah he was hanging out drinking in his shack with Hermione
And this kid, he's a twit, everyone knows his name
He threw his own house party and everyone came.
I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in Hogwarts
I'm a Death Eater now and don't you like being lied to?
Cause it's Harry's blood we crave, don't tell us to behave
I'm sick of always hearing be a good mage.
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)
Because you don't know us at all
You laughed when Voldemort fall
But what would you expect with our conscience so small
With sharp metal and curses is how I express rage.
Now Dumbledore this'll be your darkest day.
Cause we like having fun at other people's expense and
Cutting people up is just a major offense and
It's none of your concern, cause we will never learn
Cause Dumbledore now it's the Death Eater's turn
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)
Don't count on me, I let him die then
Don't count on me, I'd do it again
Don't count on me, bout Harry I'm talking
Don't count on me, cause I saw the whole thing.
(music stops)
Dumbledore: You saw the Potters die?
Luscius: Yup
(music plays again)
Well I'm a no-goody higher class brat
Back packed and I don't give a frog about nothing
Now your sitting in the corner sufferin from all of my cursin
But no one will believe you cause you'll no longer be a person
Cause if the curse don't pain, I'll stab you with a hook
Your on our hit list, wanted in our telephone books.
I like curses with distortions, I do good in small portions
I bet now you say my mom should've had an abortion.
I don't wanna waste my time
Following you so I'll follow Lord Voldy
I'll never fall in line
And become another victim of your ministry
No black out (Crucio)