I'm really stuck with things to write, so I'm trying something a little new. I've listed 50 south park characters at random, and numbered them. I'm getting people to pick numbers, and writing the characters attributed to each number.
So yeah, if you want in on this insanity, review, and pick a maximum of 3 numbers, between 1 and 50, and please also state whether or not you want it to be romantic/sexual or not. Please don't bitch at me about some of these pairings. You pick the numbers, so it's your own faults xD
SP & Characters © Matt Stone and Trey Parker
"Yeah, so like I was saying, Principal Victoria. I'm not a fag no more. I'm straight as a...a fuckin' ruler."
"Oh yes?"
"Yeah! An', an' I'm all man again. Gimme poontang any day of the week, and I'm there."
"Herb, please-"
"Wha'? These fags not like me exertin' my masculinity?"
"For the love of God, will you just-"
"Yeah. I'm such a man now. Charles damn Atlas himself couldn' do better. 'Fact, I'm dying for some pussy right now. Know anybody?"
"Mr Garrison! I am a married woman!"
"Didn't stop you before. "
"Yes well..."
"Ted still not know about that?"
"No, he doesn't, and if-"
"Ted doesn't notice much, does he? That erectile dysfunction thing must be workin' it's magic in the mind too. Shame really, a nice ass like that..."
"E-excuse me?!"
"Yeah, nice firm, tight ass an-Oh God! I-I mean, I love titties. What did I say? Oh God!"